Dr Para, why does my wee smell like asparagus?
Well my child, you have to stop eating green food stuffs under the pretext of trying to become healthy. It's unnatural.
Now you will only cast spells for me!
I feel so dirty having you in my basement...
I can't blame you, I mean. It's all cobwebs here. >.>
Did you set fire to my basement again?
It needs cleaning up!
And you wouldn't let me use alcohol soooo. <.<
You abuse any alcohol you're given hence why you're tied up.
I can't help myself!
It burns so prettily. T^T
I agree. Here, have some blue kerosene that people conveniently have to set themselves on fire in Indian soap operas!
I need his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.
If he doesn't have a motorcycle, his car will also work
I would hack him and make him work for me.
Edit: Opps, wrong thread.
I would make him put my dvd's in order, I'm too damn lazy to do it.
Turn them off and do science to find a way to defeat his kind
Do what he did to the Dalek to him!
... How old are you and why are you tied up in my basement?
You're framing me for pedophilia, aren't you.
Frame jobs are necessary for the world to work my child.
Make him put all my glued puzzles into frames, I'm too damn lazy to do it.
*stops you from exterminating*
*Smashes your mask and laughs as you cry*
*pets horse for being good*
*outs the cold* RED HANDED BACTERIAL SCUM.
*hits the off switch*
*everything goes dark*
*lights come back on for no reason, basement is gone*
And we're in the Abyss. Otherwise affectionately known as Limbo.
I like to call it hell...
*Rides you round the universe and all the other places too*
*takes your money and runs*
*puts foot out and watches you trip*
Nobody steals from my buddy but me!
*snatches money runs*
Now now, we must be gentle.
*ties Ker to railtrack* Better!
*takes butler pin* Now I can live in a nice mansion.
Who fuck is Ker?
*Ties the last three up and makes them watch static with images flashed at them at random.*
*Ties you up and makes you watch Care Bears*