if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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*pokes with a stick* Why are you doing that face Mister?

*Pokes him in the left eye* Why are you blinking kid?

Chastise him for his lack of fancy clothing

*puts a box over his head*

*Taunts you with a fat juicy kid*

*takes black shirt*

*paints fluorescent colours*

*sharpens eating utensils*

Let sunlight flood the room

It'll annoy him to no end!

Force you both to participate in Russian Roulette.

I wanna see how Joker got the scars on his face...

Care to help me?

Test all the SAW traps on him and see what happens

So...
I got the Grease special edition DVD with 2 hours worth of extra features and seeing as you're not going anywhere any time soon.... :D

Bring out the... conveyor belt!
*ties to conveyor belt*

*Pulls off a curtain to reveal rows of TV screens, all showing different reality TV shows*

Not even death can save you...

PsychicTaco115:
Not even death can save you...

...from me.

I can't tell if that's Batman, or Spawn?

Either way, Imma having that sweet cape.

*tries a sealing spell*

May I fry your fish?

May I fry your SOUL!!!!!

WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING!?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT?! CAN HE BE TRUSTED!?!>@!?

*cough*

I think I may have throat cancer now from that O.o

I'd get beaten to a pulp and be force fed Tacos until I revealed where the boss was.

*Looks up*

Wait what?!
He captured himself and stole my way of torture...

damn it. Ok, Bring out the Taco gimp!

No gimps in my rape dun... Basement

*Ahem*

*Puts a saddle on your back*

RIDIN' A DRAGON IN MAH BASEMENT!

Can you handle a bronco!

Can you handle my warhammer?

It's going to pound you...

Steal all his fancy equipment, after all I'm in need of swords that last more than 50 turns.

Ooo, this feeble nervous looking boy will do just fine. Mwuha Mwuhahaha MWUHAHHAAHAHA

*Sits beside you*
I hear you like Tool - in that case you must listen to A Perfect Circle and bootleg copies of Tapeworm with me.

You get to eat s**t, space cowboy!

And I even had my own rope!

Not so tough now are you! *Takes over Tacodom*

*Happy turns around*

FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!

And continued beatings every day...

No tacos....
..
FOR A WEEK

*puts a wall in front of you*

*puts bag on Happy's face* Wow that stare is creepier than the limbo cat.

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