if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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Why is your mantelpiece in the basement?

Call the XCOM to tell them of a new species of alien attacking Earth

Ohhhh new playthings?

*clicks claws together*

Redlin5:
Why do I always end up tying up my guests? Seems odd, wouldn't you say?

Maintenance my liege! It's the only to do it! :O

*grabs death scythe* Are you scared yet!?

That's soooo.... hawt.

;D

I'm going to tie Tizzy to you. That way both my guests are together!

Have him input the Konami Code to make me have 30 lives!

Then, I'll be able to do whatever I want!

*Stares*
I've decided it would be easier to keep James Bond tied up in my basement than you.
*Leaves*

I'd force him to sign the deed to allow the Native Americans back on their land

How do I tie up a something that keeps dissolving?

Redlin5:
I'm going to tie Tizzy to you. That way both my guests are together!

That will accomplish nothing! Just your downfall! AHAHAHA.

We can escape! *noms through ropes*

*ties up with steel cable*

*Ties up with yarn*

What? I'm a slaver on a budget >_>

Tell me how you get your hair like that.

Like this.

*Throws yellow hair dye at you*

*ties you up with string* AHA!

*Tackles Red while they are blinded by dye*

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message...

Everyone's expendable

Except me! *runs*

*cuts out of bonds and chases Tizzy*

Hey, that's my cat!

*chases Red*

Please, there is no need to fight over me...

Quiet you, I like to fight.

I believe struggling against the chains that bind you will be a good enough fight....

:3

No chains hold me!

Stay there I'll get you a snack.

*leaves*

*puts in chains made of metal moving spiders*

*wraps with duct tape made of love* <3

*ties with dynamite made of fluff* <3

*ties you up with laffy taffy*

*Buries in Nerds candies*

*Stacks the blocks all the way up to the top*

Stop looking at me like that... its making me uncomfortable. No, I won't untie you if you stop...

Nice dress, but it's not the season for red and white just yet so it's gonna have to come off for now!

I would interrogate him to know where his home-world is, then tell the brony-haters where it is so they can torch the place to the ground

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