if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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On closer inspection I would say he is a giant gecko, my good man.

Seems like it. Close relation to the Komodos me thinks.

I don't know, play some cards with him?

I just wanted some companionship for a little while...

I would like to introduce you to a little friend of yours...please step in...PsychicBurrito!

Force him to eat PsychicBurrito

Force him to submit to PsychicBurritos demands!

Give him the memo from Psychic Shwarma.

Not PsychicPretzel?

Force him to tell me the location of all the Psychic Items

Why do I always end up tying up my guests? Seems odd, wouldn't you say?

Depends on what you plan on doing to them >.>

Make him watch as I obliterate his Tetris high score.

*Polish. Spit. Polish. Spit*
You'll love lovely on my mantelpiece.

Why is your mantelpiece in the basement?

Call the XCOM to tell them of a new species of alien attacking Earth

Ohhhh new playthings?

*clicks claws together*

Redlin5:
Why do I always end up tying up my guests? Seems odd, wouldn't you say?

Maintenance my liege! It's the only to do it! :O

*grabs death scythe* Are you scared yet!?

That's soooo.... hawt.

;D

I'm going to tie Tizzy to you. That way both my guests are together!

Have him input the Konami Code to make me have 30 lives!

Then, I'll be able to do whatever I want!

*Stares*
I've decided it would be easier to keep James Bond tied up in my basement than you.
*Leaves*

I'd force him to sign the deed to allow the Native Americans back on their land

I'd have to use 8-bit rope I'd imagine...

How do I tie up a something that keeps dissolving?

Redlin5:
I'm going to tie Tizzy to you. That way both my guests are together!

That will accomplish nothing! Just your downfall! AHAHAHA.

We can escape! *noms through ropes*

*ties up with steel cable*

*Ties up with yarn*

What? I'm a slaver on a budget >_>

Tell me how you get your hair like that.

Like this.

*Throws yellow hair dye at you*

*ties you up with string* AHA!

*Tackles Red while they are blinded by dye*

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message...

Everyone's expendable

Except me! *runs*

*cuts out of bonds and chases Tizzy*

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