if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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Ah, the pony has awoken. It is time for more... experiments.

His eyes glow green, how curious. I wonder if they'll still glow after they're removed.

You wanted to cut me open alive? After I tried to set you free?

You can rot in here. Don't worry, the Tunnelers of the Divide will keep you company.

They'll be the slow death of the Mojave one day... right now... they'll be yours.

FOOL! You can kill me, but you'll never kill progress!

That assumes you were doing anything that could be considered progress.

All you were doing was... attempted torture and murder. How boring.

I have to find out how you work! and I don't have access to an MRI machine

All you need to know about me is in the Divide.

Walk those paths... the same that I walked... following the Courier.

See the destruction wrought by one as careless as yourself.

The Divide wasn't always like this.

Once... it was a nation taking its first breath... and the Courier, armed by the Bear's plunder...
smothered a new way of thinking in its crib.

The Marked Men, Bear and Bull both, made equal by the ruin in the sand-woven wind and the invisible fires that burn and mark all who enter the Divide in time. Made equal in their pain and hate... hate for anyone not sharing in their suffering, anyone not Marked as they are.

The Tunnelers and the Deathclaws? They'll tear whatever remains after the Marked Men have finally brought an ending to themselves.

You? You'll bring an ending to yourself in time, careless as the Courier.

That won't tell me about your biology! Now hold still, and I may be able to put you back together again afterwards.

Lets see what a pony with no mane looks like *grabs scissors*

Hello Happy. Tell me How do your wings work?

kailus13:
Hello Happy. Tell me How do your wings work?

http://fairytail.wikia.com/wiki/Aera

There you go! Now while you are tied up in my basement, read that!

Hmm... they didn't secure your wings this time... so you could just fly out.

Begs the question... why do you want to speak with me?

I have heard of your "regeneration" Tell me Doctor, how should I test it?

How should I leave the fastest?

kailus13:
I have heard of your "regeneration" Tell me Doctor, how should I test it?

Keep talking, and then you'll find out if YOU can regenerate.

Assuming you can set your spine back into the right position first.

OT:
Would you please just stop sneaking in here and tying yourself up?

I know you have these weird fetishes, but I'm just not the guy to fulfill them.

Go bug someone else.

That awkward moment when you accidentally a tied up Doctor.

... I'll just untie you now.

Ahri:
That awkward moment when you accidentally a tied up Doctor.

... I'll just untie you now.

Why thank you.

Looks like GlaDOS tied you up again.

*unties*

There, that's better. So what brings you here? (aside from GlaDOS)

TheDoctor455:
There, that's better. So what brings you here? (aside from GlaDOS)

I don't know. I'm pretty sure my satnav is broken. ._.

Ahri:

TheDoctor455:
There, that's better. So what brings you here? (aside from GlaDOS)

I don't know. I'm pretty sure my satnav is broken. ._.

Here, let me take a look at that.

*fixes with sonic screwdriver*

There you go. Better than new!

I'm done with this business! Off you go!

Why did I tie you up when I can just seperate your body parts?

kailus13:
Why did I tie you up when I can just seperate your body parts?

You were quite drunk... and naked at the time.

Oh the youtube videos should get some interesting comments.

Finally, I can sell some body parts for my amusement.
Don't worry though, it says here you were a donor.

How does your hairstyle keep changing? Experiments are called for.

StormShaun:
Finally, I can sell some body parts for my amusement.
Don't worry though, it says here you were a donor.

No. I'm not. You were reading your own ID.

OT:
It isn't. Its just the lighting and the position of his head that's changing. Its the same hairstyle every time.

Who keeps leaving you in my basement? Unless you sneak in here and tie yourself up?

I'm sure I could sell you for profit... But I won't.

kailus13:
Who keeps leaving you in my basement? Unless you sneak in here and tie yourself up?

You do. You sleep-kidnap. You should see someone about that.

OT:

*uses grenade on Meowth*

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BASEMENT!

*grabs gun* Leave me to deliver the platinum chip will you!?

I'm sorry, it appears I sleep-kidnapped you. You're free to go. *Unties Happy*

What are you doing in my basement? Wait, why do I even have a basement?

Because you're an idiot. And you've fallen into yet another trap.

*picks you up, throws you back in the fridge. Welds it shut*

Again, I'm sorry. Please help yourself to something from the fridge on the way out.

*locked in fridge, eating all the food* Yeah uh...I'll make my way out later.

DRAMATIC HAPPY!?! D:

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