if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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I refuse.

You always refuse. It's your weakness. You shouldn't be ashamed.

...I refuse to be ashamed?

Damn. You're a tricksy one you are.

kailus13:
Damn. You're a tricksy one you are.

Trying to set off a logic bomb?

Heh. Rank amateur!

Given the following:

1. Every statement I give is false.
2. The previous item was not a statement.
3. The previous item was a statement.
4. So was that one.

What can you conclude?

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Damn. You're a tricksy one you are.

Trying to set off a logic bomb?

Heh. Rank amateur!

Given the following:

1. Every statement I give is false.
2. The previous item was not a statement.
3. The previous item was a statement.
4. So was that one.

What can you conclude?

That you're not a constant liar, just that you lie a lot.

I conclude that those pants do not suit you.

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Damn. You're a tricksy one you are.

Trying to set off a logic bomb?

Heh. Rank amateur!

Given the following:

1. Every statement I give is false.
2. The previous item was not a statement.
3. The previous item was a statement.
4. So was that one.

What can you conclude?

That you're not a constant liar, just that you lie a lot.

And from your response, I can conclude that you didn't really think that through very well. Thank you for playing.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
I conclude that those pants do not suit you.

Some people would call that intuition. I call it crap.

I call it knowing when the colours are clashing.
Bright red pants and a tie dye shirt! How tacky!

Troublesome Lagomorph:
I call it knowing when the colours are clashing.
Bright red pants and a tie dye shirt! How tacky!

It still doesn't make sense, and what part of my avatar shows that?

But I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about Kailus... irl.

Can I keep you?

.. Oh wait, you're tied up in my basement, that's a stupid question.

Now begins the experiment to find out how those horns are attached to her head. This may involve a bone saw.

*aims sniper rifle at Kailus, fires*

You missed. And stop shooting at me.

*checks sight, fires again*

Then stop trying to cut me open.

I only did that once! Stop holding grudges!

*puts down sniper rifle*

Hmm...

Don't feel like experimenting, so I won't.

Can't tell if this is illegal or very illegal

... I'm quite surprised you haven't nibbled your way out of the rope already.

And I still don't understand how or why you're here. D:

Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

Oooh,so this is where you've been

*"accidently" breaks a jar of neurotoxic*

Whoop-de-doo.

Good thing I don't breathe anymore.

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:
Another "demon". If only the MRI machine was working! Ah, well. The scalpels will just have to suffice.

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

*stabs with scalpel; proceeds to make incision while pinning you against the wall*

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!??!?!

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

May I ask the point of this experiment? Is there something you wish to know, or is this just pointless torture?

And for a Doctor, you handle a scalpel poorly.

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

.. Why are your hands covered in blood?

*prods the Doctor's face*

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

Yes, well, I'm more used to human anatomy. Not equine.

Anyway...

*cuts your stomach open*

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

Sorry to ruin your experiment but I'm under the influence of my emergency painkillers. I hide them inside a false tooth for occasions such as this. I'm curious Doctor, do you even know how to put someone back together again?

kailus13:

TheDoctor455:

kailus13:

Again, why are you doing this? What are you hoping to find out? Or are you freely admitting to being a madman?

Point of experiment: pain tolerance of semi-equine species.

Results so far... promising.

*cuts out spleen*

Sorry to ruin your experiment but I'm under the influence of my emergency painkillers. I hide them inside a false tooth for occasions such as this. I'm curious Doctor, do you even know how to put someone back together again?

Yes. Though, I choose not to do it properly in your case.

*connects exit stomach valve to your heart, then closes you up*
Have fun with that. Those painkillers are going to run out eventually.

It's you again...

*gets the gun*

Redlin5:
It's you again...

*gets the gun*

Funny, I was about to say the same thing.

*gets the nuke*

*Raises everything but bike chain proof shield*

Wat now, hombre?

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