if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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I would kill it and prove that aliens exist.

Wonder how someone managed to tie up a logo.

*hug* because I know him ^_^

Call the government and demand

for finding such an interesting creature that they would want because they are the government.

Blindfold him and leave it at that.

Let go, just because im nice ^_^

Teach him how play poker with a pack of wolves.

Let him go, but not before hijacking the rocket. :)

I question what the hell happened and why was there a furry in my basement.

*May this game rest in peace*
For god sake IDK, why d you assume that everything is dead within 5 minutes of no posting? XD

OT: I would not run.

I would ask them to put some pants on.

rape
Probably ask them why they're in my basement.

I would go "bwugh?" because she looks like someone I know.

[edit]: I would go bwugh? because Thar be a ninja in my basement!

venom 3135:
*May this game rest in peace*
For god sake IDK, why d you assume that everything is dead within 5 minutes of no posting? XD

OT: I would not run.

I don't, I just thought it would be funny, that's why I'm not taking it off.

Also I would totally steal the cool Katana, and then slice my neighborhood to bits.

Have we not been through this before?

I don't know. With me its safe to assume yes though.

Put that katana in a very obscure location.

Shove this billhook into an undisclosed location. Now for a cleaver comment!

I'll stick a cleaver in her mouth, see how she likes it.

Have the Heavy with Sasha waiting for him at the door, just in case he wants to escape.

Bring out Natasha, to slowly kill her and cause her to move slowly.

Ask her to share her collection of games.

tf2, cs:s, portal, any new Valve game basically, now stop falling asleep and watch me get owned on DoD!

Set his skin in fire and put his suit on.

I have no skin, only scales and steel! *punches strange cartoon in face repeatedly*
(goodnight)

I bring him to a few places I need to be 'done away with' and set him free.

...why is there a rocket ship in my basement and why is it tied up?

Use a feather to tickle her until she tells me the secret to the Caramilk bar!

How'd I fit it down there in the first place?

Let her go and desperately think up a plausible alibi.

Let them go. Then again they can't move anywhere at the moment.

"Goddammit, that's the 3rd time this week."

oppp7:
"Goddammit, that's the 3rd time this week."

"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN EXPLOSION IN MY BASEMENT?!!?!?! AND WHEN DID I GET A BASEMENT?!?!?!" *gets blown up*

"The smurfs are attacking..."

Some kind of comic? I'd hold it ransom to the highest bidder.

...This might take a few years after the artist's death...

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