I'd check to see if everything's in proportion. Then I'd hit you over the head with a pillow, causing you to knock out.
Because when I buy pillows, I only buy the deadliest.
Then I eat you.......
There are some people on the internet that would call this act 'kinky'.
Where as I would call it "sexy."
Rare, medium or well done?
Sure but I guess I'll have to pick those wires out of my teeth.
One of these things again?
lost its flavor a bit, and still creepy.
exotic for my tastes
Hmm... that's either the Punisher, or a steampunk version of the Reaper... either case sounds delicious.
close but no dice he's actually the taskmaster, or the taskmaster as the japanese see him anyway
udon (japanese comic house)
Hmm... well... I'm sure that eating such a badass would be interesting.
Heh... here's a rare treat: a Protoss practicing in autocanablisim.
Quick! Eat it before it gets away!!!!
I imagine it would be something like crab.
Suddenly a ninja appears on my plate.
Didn't I eat you already?
Ehh... at least those tubes are good for sausage.
I will consume you............
Hmmm.. Could I get a big salad to the side, and uh... A1 Steak Sauce.
How the fuck do I eat a delivery company?
@TheDoctor455: Very carefully.
Now with yourself, I'd fry you up with some bacon, add some garlic, and toss on some pepper for good measure.
Mmmmm...............shiny rocket taste good........
Is the portal included in the eating? Cause I don't know how I'd eat a portal... wouldn't my mouth just go through it? Otherwise, I'm lucky to get cake as part of the deal!
I would have to disassemble the rocket to be able to sink my teeth into it......*sigh*
......this may take a while.....
So what I do is, I put you under an induced coma, hang you up by your feet (making sure your arms were bound up) & slit your throat, draining your body of blood. I'd cut off your legs, skin them & shave off slices off thick slices of meat, & char-grill them.
I guess it's time to pull out the old rotisserie.....
Cannibalism, huh? Not really a fan of that sort of thing, but I can roll with it if I have to.
Yeah but I don't know about all that hair.
I hear lion is a delicacy.
The metal bits would be tough but I can manage.
what are you inediable, or something?
How many people tried to eat you?
I think Ill pass. Im on a non-cyborg diet.
Am I eating a flag or a person?
Either way it is delicious and fuels my evil desires!
Been a while since I had pork.
Eww... this isnt pork, this isnt pork at all!
*Adds Hot Sause*
.....What?!.......you know I can't eat a big meal on an empty stomach........
Well I guess I'll start on those tendril things on your head.