You eat the Avatar above you!

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I'd check to see if everything's in proportion. Then I'd hit you over the head with a pillow, causing you to knock out.

Because when I buy pillows, I only buy the deadliest.

Then I eat you.......

There are some people on the internet that would call this act 'kinky'.

Where as I would call it "sexy."

*pistol whips*
*eats*

Rare, medium or well done?

Raw.

Sure but I guess I'll have to pick those wires out of my teeth.

One of these things again?

Hmm...
lost its flavor a bit, and still creepy.
Damn.

hmmm alien

exotic for my tastes

Hmm... that's either the Punisher, or a steampunk version of the Reaper... either case sounds delicious.

close but no dice he's actually the taskmaster, or the taskmaster as the japanese see him anyway
compare

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udon (japanese comic house)
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Hmm... well... I'm sure that eating such a badass would be interesting.

Heh... here's a rare treat: a Protoss practicing in autocanablisim.

Quick! Eat it before it gets away!!!!

I imagine it would be something like crab.

Suddenly a ninja appears on my plate.

Didn't I eat you already?
Ehh... at least those tubes are good for sausage.

I will consume you............

Hmmm.. Could I get a big salad to the side, and uh... A1 Steak Sauce.

How the fuck do I eat a delivery company?

@TheDoctor455: Very carefully.

Now with yourself, I'd fry you up with some bacon, add some garlic, and toss on some pepper for good measure.

Mmmmm...............shiny rocket taste good........

-CENSORED-

Is the portal included in the eating? Cause I don't know how I'd eat a portal... wouldn't my mouth just go through it? Otherwise, I'm lucky to get cake as part of the deal!

I would have to disassemble the rocket to be able to sink my teeth into it......*sigh*

......this may take a while.....

So what I do is, I put you under an induced coma, hang you up by your feet (making sure your arms were bound up) & slit your throat, draining your body of blood. I'd cut off your legs, skin them & shave off slices off thick slices of meat, & char-grill them.

I guess it's time to pull out the old rotisserie.....

Cannibalism, huh? Not really a fan of that sort of thing, but I can roll with it if I have to.

Yeah but I don't know about all that hair.

I hear lion is a delicacy.

The metal bits would be tough but I can manage.

what are you inediable, or something?

How many people tried to eat you?

I think Ill pass. Im on a non-cyborg diet.

Am I eating a flag or a person?

Either way it is delicious and fuels my evil desires!

Needs more salt.

Been a while since I had pork.

Eww... this isnt pork, this isnt pork at all!

*Adds Hot Sause*

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.....What?!.......you know I can't eat a big meal on an empty stomach........

Dagnabbit! :P

Well I guess I'll start on those tendril things on your head.

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