Is it a spider?

nope. Try again!

Gravity?

no!

Snake, Snake? SNAKE!?!?!?!

none of those things...

I believe it is an umbrella

almightygherkin:
I believe it is an umbrella

That be the Correct answer!

Your turn, almighty.

*Slaps self in the head* Umbrella... MAn, and I didn't wanna say anything till I knew I had it...

I think someone else should post a riddle because the guy who answered the last one right hasn't posted his for 10 days, I'm waiting to guess because I've got a good riddle

There were two men who wanted to start a super glue business they wanted to name the super glue something amazing because all the super glues were named super glue. After a couple of weeks their business was a success. What was the super glue's name?

Something Amazing

Tommeh Brownleh:
Something Amazing

correct!

What is broken every time it's spoken?

silence

Should I just post my riddle now?

@Regeaj: go ahead

A chest with no hinges, key nor lid, but inside golden treasure is hid. What am I?

an egg

correct

What leaps and drags but never stops, falls for months but never lands, begins and ends but never dies?

Years?

Time?

mental_looney:
Years?

Yup. First post.

:D

yeah i'm not very good at making them up so this is kinda terrible

What starts with a t ends with a t and has t in it?

It's a teapot.

Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king:
It's a teapot.

yeah too easy >.<

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king:
I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

Drugs.

HAHAHAHA. No. Seriously, its sleep.

The Thinker:

Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king:
I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

Drugs.

HAHAHAHA. No. Seriously, its sleep.

Close enough, Go ahead post a riddle.

Now I need a riddle... and there are 21 pages of riddles used here already.
You know, its a good thing I just watched a movie with riddles in it.

Ahem:
Five things of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.
What are we?

Bonus: What movie did I watch?

The Thinker:

Ahem:
Five things of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.
What are we?

Bonus: What movie did I watch?

The vowels:
a tennis court

That was in Batman Forever, wasn't it?

James Joseph Emerald:

The vowels:
a tennis court

That was in Batman Forever, wasn't it?

Excellent! The answer is the five "always" vowels, which doesn't include the "sometimes" y or the "never except for that one time in Vegas" w.
And you even got the extra credit right. Your turn!

A house-fire breaks out one night. Firefighters arrive on the scene to find a boy lying in front of the house, injured but still alive. The boy's father didn't make it out in time, having died of smoke inhalation. One of the firefighters approaches the boy to comfort him, but is shocked upon seeing his face. The boy is the firefighter's son. How is this possible?