Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

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Dread Skavos:

A similar riddle: what can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

Umbrella.

That's the one. Riddle away.

White horses up on a red hill. First they stamp and clatter, now they stand still. What are they?

irishda:
White horses up on a red hill. First they stamp and clatter, now they stand still. What are they?

Teeth.

The Thinker:

Teeth.

Proceed, sir

what 'bout my riddle?
Wasn't it my turn?

anyway, my riddle:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

supersheep13:
anyway, my riddle:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

I retroactively invite you to post a riddle.

Speaking of: is it a stapler?

The Thinker:

supersheep13:
anyway, my riddle:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

I retroactively invite you to post a riddle.

Speaking of: is it a stapler?

CORRECT!

Sorry for abandoning you internet! Here's a riddle, hastily cobbled together in poor taste, just for you, to make up for it:

What happens (or is said to happen) if you fold a thousand paper cranes?

No? It's okay, I can make a new one. Just ask.

The Thinker:
Sorry for abandoning you internet! Here's a riddle, hastily cobbled together in poor taste, just for you, to make up for it:

What happens (or is said to happen) if you fold a thousand paper cranes?

You get a really sore hand? =D

supersheep13:

The Thinker:
Sorry for abandoning you internet! Here's a riddle, hastily cobbled together in poor taste, just for you, to make up for it:

What happens (or is said to happen) if you fold a thousand paper cranes?

You get a really sore hand? =D

That... is an answer. Sure. Riddle us with riddles, good sir.

(The actual answer was "You die of cancer")

Nevermind! I'm going to post another!

When is a car not a car?

Hmmm....

When it's a jar.

MammothBlade:
Hmmm....

When it's a jar.

Smoke, but no cig- nope, no smoke either. However, you are on the smoking car of the train, if you catch my drift.

Hmm... the answer is also not "when it's a double post".

When it turns into a garage.

MammothBlade:
When it turns into a garage.

A polite clap for you, good sir and/or madam. You got it.

Excellent.

I bite yet I have no jaws; I fall yet I have no legs; I rest on the ground, until I am gone. What am I?

MammothBlade:
Excellent.

I bite yet I have no jaws; I fall yet I have no legs; I rest on the ground, until I am gone. What am I?

Snow.

The Thinker:

MammothBlade:
Excellent.

I bite yet I have no jaws; I fall yet I have no legs; I rest on the ground, until I am gone. What am I?

Snow.

Very close.

The Thinker:

MammothBlade:
Excellent.

I bite yet I have no jaws; I fall yet I have no legs; I rest on the ground, until I am gone. What am I?

Snow.

Damnit, I'll just give it to you. Frost.

MammothBlade:

The Thinker:

MammothBlade:
Excellent.

I bite yet I have no jaws; I fall yet I have no legs; I rest on the ground, until I am gone. What am I?

Snow.

Damnit, I'll just give it to you. Frost.

Robert?

In other news, I didn't know that frost fell.

In other other news, which side of a dog has the most fur?

The outside, of course.

MammothBlade:
The outside, of course.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Anyhow, take it away.

Or not.

When is a hunt not a hunt?

(Sorry, I am a creature of unpredictable timing.)

A hunt is not a hunt when it's a... foot?

Quite so!

(You too?)

Or not. When is a king not a king?

The Thinker:
Or not. When is a king not a king?

When he's a Pretender!

Checkmate?

MammothBlade:

The Thinker:
Or not. When is a king not a king?

When he's a Pretender!

Checkmate?

... No.

And no.

When he's a ruler?

Sonora 49:
When he's a ruler?

Ooh! I like that one! However, not the right answer, so I'll make the right answer the answer to a different question. (Means nothing. Ramble ramble ramble! Answer the below.)

When is a man not a man?

When he's ashore.

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