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...DAAAAAWWWWWWWWW~ | |
I might have a problem with this. | |
The FUCK | |
Not again. *groan* TO PERSON BELOW: Can I make you breakfast? | |
Shove a desert eagle into his face and fire until the clip was empty. | |
Pull the bullets out of my face and make waffles and bacon. | |
AH! Oh, oh, it's just a mask? Dawwwwwwww, what a cute wittle puppy. | |
Hey, sugar. Ready for round 2? | |
"Your gun is in an uncomfortable place..." | |
*opens eyes*..........This is all sorts of illegal. | |
*Screams* | |
Does this smell like chloroform to you? | |
Probably rip major ass like every other morning. :D | |
Drive away. | |
Aaahhh!!! It's a bus!!!...............*hides under covers*............you'll never get me in here......>.>.. | |
..... at least it's not a human. | |
... can I keep this piece of armour? | |
o_e I'll thank you to leave now. | |
We shall never speak of this. | |
Did you leave a window open? | |
Hey sexy... | |
hey baby, wait, your not my girl friend, but you like something she acts like, and no it's not the god thing. *dudum dishhhh* | |
How did you get out of my basement? | |
It's better than last time, at least... | |
Well, I've woken up to worse. | |
It's simple, remember the time I woke up in Chell's room, well yeah, portals. OMG 2 ninjas! Hazama I command you to stop touching me! D:< | |
Most likely the bed will be on fire, followed soon after by the rest of the house. | |
One hell of a party, I guess... | |
...What? WHAT!? | |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! | |
*Cries and whimpers* | |
I'm allergic to pumpkins!! | |
Darn furries... | |
Could be worse. | |
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Well, what would you do?