If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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I'm crazy for liking the crazy, making you crazy and me crazy for the crazy. Bugger.

No you crazy...<.<

Wild... just wild heaven...

Sacman es confuzzled...<.<

Thank god I'm not the only one.

It was an Angel Beats! reference... Get chance and luck!

Edit for ninja

OK, this works. Now if you'd just stop flailing about.

Uh, man... I thought I threw this thing away last night...<.<

Do a moonwalk.

Hey,*bonks head*, stop that.

*starts pants on dry humping...*

Hey, leaver her alone, she made me cupcakes and muffins.

You can carry on.

*watches intensely*

I'd appreciate it if you didn't do this all in my room...

Would you rather wake up all lonely and alone?

(actually you probably would)

I'm just gonna pretend your a girl...<.<

Go right ahead, it's less traumatic if you withdraw into your own world.

... No. Nothing shall happen to require my mental withdrawal.

Who's up for donuts?

Ringed doughnuts or jam filled?

Fuck it, both.

Count me in then. I'll buy drinks.

*pulls off eye patch*
so you really don't have an eye do you?
...

I think you've confused me for someone else. As for that issue... *opens second eye*

Uses...

"God damn flickering TV man/woman/thing! GET OUT OF MY FACE! That is not what I want to see when I first wake up in the morning!!!"

But look how cute she is...<.<

...........why am I hooked up to a computer.......= =;

Am I...Am I high?

What the fuck?
All right, that's it, I need to have a chat with the Carrier's security chief... how the fuck do these anime characters keep sneaking up on me?!?!?!

WHOAH!

Get out of my face, man! There is such a thing as personal space!
And brush your teeth, it smeels like something died in your throat...

Ask myself how much I drank.

@Zirat: Protoss don't have mouths...

OT: IT'S A TRAP!

@Scde2: Alright then, take a bath or something. Because in general he just reeks.

And now on topic: Sora! What the he- wait, that costume means we're in Halloween town...

Yay!

How many times have I told you, reanimated corpses sleep on the floor or in the hall, and must be ready to alert me in case of intruders...like for instance yourself

Hey it's Cyborg Noodle! Too bad you can't sing...

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