If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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*observes you* o3o

Technological marvel isn't it?

Yeah it can sure dry that bread out.

Thus, the heavens granted us butter...

Didn't awake.

The power in my hometown was out today. I had to go OUTSIDE.

I was scared.

I'm sleepy......had a spur of the moment job interview and spent a lot of time driving and out in the sun today. My arm is burned now.

Well that's 56% good news!

*Pokes and prods at people*

*starts humming*

*air dodges*

*locks on and shoots teddy bears*

*bullet time dodging*

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*fires back with plush dogs*

You'll never get me alive copper!

*dodges and shots headcrab plushies*

╯□)╯︵ ┻━┻

*uses table as cover and flings plush bunnies*

*Watches from behind plushie-proof glass*

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д)ノ︵ ┻━┻

*makes a table fort and cannon fire plushies*

*digs down to avoid the fire*

Sir, we need reinforcements! I can't hold the line! The Para is just too strong!

*watches as airplanes fly above, carpet bombing the table fort with giant hippo plushy bombs*

Amateurs. Well... Teddy... you're my only hope.

*throws bear in the air, explodes, teddy bears everywhere* AHAHAHAHA.

*stands up out of fox hole and stumbles forward with a Teddy shaped hole in his chest*

With my last breath I curse Kross!


*salutes* He was... a true rival. Never again, shall I ever meet the likes of him. Never more. *manly tears*

*Sits next to Ankara*


*Cuddles Xmbts*

*plugs USB stick in...*

@Ankara: You're never on Steam anymore. :o

@Xmbts: My internet here doesn't like steam ;~;

Well that's a shame, Steam is an internet hog anyway. >_>

I got a job, for realz!

Congrats! *brings you curry* O_O

@Red Congrats! *throws a party*

I've never had real curry.

I know. You don't know what you're missing.

Which is probably for the best otherwise you'll go madly in love with the taste and demand human sacrifice in a week. :P

one of these days i will have real curry

I am very sleepy.

*settles on the bed*

G'night and sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs carry you off and sacrifice you to Hirus.

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