If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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Wait....Hold on, I think I'm in the wrong game. *Portal escape*

It seems that you're a bit cold...........c'mere, you........*cuddles*.....

Dude, where's my car?

Uh, where's your car dude?

My. You're a lustfull one aren't you?

Hey what does my tattoo say?

Who let you out of your cage?

Hell, I'm not picky...
*Put's on rape face...*

No not the rape face!

ಠ_ಠ
*Rape Face...*

Oh...No bear suit?
I am disappoint.

too tired can't get up...

Why do the toys judge me so?

Good thing I can drive in my sleep and where am I?

Was it goo for...Oh your still reading your book

How much did I drink last night and why aren't I wearing any pants?!?!

I want to believe that you'll make me a decent breakfast, but somehow I find that unlikely...

I'll need a bigger bed...and a new roof.

"So.. did you sleep in that position?"

Will you please stop flailing. I'm trying to sleep here.

Get out. I told you to sleep on the couch.

Welcome to your new home.

Oh yeah time to take some pictures before she wakes up...<.<

So... you sleep with your eyes open, eh?

Hold on I gotta pee...-_-

Don't stare, it's rude.

Quit flailing, I can't concentrate... D:

Quit flashing, it's hard to flail when you do that.

oh god where did that starfish come from?!
...

... my tool belt.

What are you lookin' at, punk?

Dango:
Welcome to your new home.

You really want to take her home, don't you?
OT: Next sleepover, I'm staying at your house.


lol sexual innuendos all over the place...

Xpwn3ntial:

Dango:
Welcome to your new home.

You really want to take her home, don't you?

OT: Next sleepover, I'm staying at your house.

Yes, and only if you bring cookies.

OT: I have an idea! Let's make a fort!

Sacman es confuzzled...

Dango is delighted.

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