Give the user above you a humorous execution

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I sentence you to death by oboe.

Redlin5:
I sentence you to death by oboe.

I sentence you to death by Squidward.

Raziel_Likes_Souls:

Redlin5:
I sentence you to death by oboe.

I sentence you to death by Squidward.

Touche!

I sentence you to death by plunger.

I sentence you to death by Mario Bros.

I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?

Redlin5:
I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?

Yes they are plumbers... or are you forgetting Mario Sunshine?

While we're on that subject... I sentence you to death by ZP review.

TheDoctor455:

Redlin5:
I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?

Yes they are plumbers... or are you forgetting Mario Sunshine?

No, they are not... or are you forgetting about There will be Brawl?

I sentence you to death by ZP review.

Yahtzee? I could take his scorn. In fact, I would welcome it.

Now... what to kill you with...

Oh yes, I'll kill you with my massive indifference.

I kill you with my even greater indifference.

I KEEL you with Achmed.

I'm going to headbutt you. Very hard. Until one of us is reduced to a liquid state.

Raziel_Likes_Souls:
I KEEL you with Achmed.

I send Kain after you.

OT:
I rebuild you so that you are now a cybernetic copy of Murdock that thinks its a cybernetic copy of Noodle.

I'll stalk you around until you DIE from insanity!!!

You seem fairly self destructive, I'll just leave you in a room by yourself.

Ashsaver:

I'll stalk you around until you DIE from insanity!!!

Umm... doesn't work. I'm immortal... thanks for playing.

OT:
So... how's it going cyber-Murdock?

I'm going to light your hair on fire.

I bet the real Murdock is sticking to you more than ever now.

Teleportation to Detroit and leave you there.

Death by Haruhi.

I sentence you to be the Lady of Pain's new plaything.

Death by suicide Ewoks. Millions of suicide Ewoks... Enjoy!

*listens to consecutive explosions*

*opens a Portal to escape before the first Ewoks get anywhere near me.*

Nice try.

Now then...

*knocks out Redlin, paints him/her in Pokenip, and watches as every pokemon in a 20 mile radius runs towards him/her and humps his/her body to death.*

Hmmm... First of all I would get rid of his mouth.

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No more spells for you!

Then I would use some super glue magic to get him nice and stuck to the target area.

Finally...

At pointblank range, nothing will be left in one piece. I shall collect the atoms from your remains and incorporate them into a Pokemon game.

Exterminatus.

Because Team Rocket blast into airless vacuum and still somehow survive.
And what is that guy from?

Matrix?

OT: Shot with a trebuchet covered in bees.

I'll force feed you jello. We'll see how long you last.

Hah hah, I've been wanting to do this for a while. So I will abandon you whilst tied to a chair in a dark dungeon, and let you die of boredom.

*mutters a spell, giving Kazaazz a permanent bad hair day.*

Hmmm... might not be lethal, but it should be irritating.

I'll send you into pitched combat with an equally immortal being.

That's not an execution, and assuming that the other immortal has their brain located in their skull and not their rectum, they would see how pointless that would be, and we'd just try to get along.

Meanwhile...

I send fake Grammy invitations to the Gorillaz.

Well I didn't want to, but I suppose I'll have to.

I'll sic the fangirls, and fanboys on you. Good luck preserving your sanity.

xmbts:
Well I didn't want to, but I suppose I'll have to.

I'll sic the fangirls, and fanboys on you. Good luck preserving your sanity.

Fangirls/fanboys of what?

Gorillaz. Their hardcore fans scare the hell out of me.

Redlin5:
Hmmm... First of all I would get rid of his mouth.

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No more spells for you!

Then I would use some super glue magic to get him nice and stuck to the target area.

Finally...

At pointblank range, nothing will be left in one piece. I shall collect the atoms from your remains and incorporate them into a Pokemon game.

*I open a Portal back to Sigil before the artillary gets to me. The Portal closes behind me, I cut my mouth back open. And I hire some Assassins to go after you.*

OT:
Ah... thanks for clearing that up.

Now then... I sick The Transcendent One. on the fans and you.

*Hooks arm around the Transcendent One's shoulder*

You aren't gonna let him order you around are you?

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