Give the user above you a humorous execution

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Victim of an attack by Tween Pop Star fans at a concert. Seems those little tween claws can kill...probably also shouldn't have grabbed a mic and called them those names...

Has to spend a week living at a summer camp for tween girls. Dies from stupid poisoning.

Make them spend a year at a Justin Bieber concert. Dies from self inflicted injuries.

Makes them go to the premiere of Twilight 10,000,000. You commit suicide by popcorn to the soul.

After a long life trying to find a place to call home you realize that home was in the heart all along. Then a junkie steals your heart.

Make you eat a junkies "stuff" then force you to spit it in the junkies face. You die from him telling you a story about him being abducted by the government.

Gets an assignment from his college or school requesting he does a critical analysis on Citizen Kane.

We found his body only minutes after.

Marries the love of his life, who then turns out to be a yandere. He is seen chatting with an old highschool friend, so she kills him with a butcher knife when he comes home, then runs away with his heart in an icebox, never to be seen again.

stars a reality tv spaghetti western, gets shot in the leg by clint eastwood, captured and hanged in front of a lynch mob full of andronyn(sp?) little girls, dying with a huge boner.

Cuteness overload makes his head explode.

Force him to watch multiple sad movies. You cry to death.

Hit by a huge purple dildo, Saints Row style.

gets hit on by a duo of cho aniki, and dragged into an extra-dimensional hell of bro-ness.

BEES!!!!! BEES!!!!!

Knowing.

romeo from rainbow brite cuddles you to death.

Beat you into the sidewalk until you..... PISS! BLOOD!

hit to death by 100 candy bars dropping on your head.

Locked in a room with 1000 cats in heat.

drop into a well full of zombie necrophiliacs.

Beaten to death by wiffle bat wielding clowns.

Whipped in the face with Skrillex's hair.

Beaten to death with a funny bone.

It's Humorous you see.

To be killed by fabulous clowns making bad puns.

To be put in a box by a mine, then have the box thrown into the ocean.

To be killed by a zombie nazi dinosaur from space infected with the plague with a cheese hat.

Becomes collateral damage in a street brawl between Bronies and Anti-Bronies. This all takes place West Side Story style with the sing , finger snapping and pirouettes.


When you're a Brony,
You're a Brony all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Brony,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

Dying from friction burn.

Killed by Shakespeare in a rap battle.

Moo!

Death by fan fiction written by shakespeare

Death by Tara Gilesbie.

Shot to death by a girl.

>_>
<_<

Marter:
Shot to death by a girl.

>_>
<_<

Sentenced to death. Method? Watching every movie that bored you on a loop until you stop breathing.

suffocated to death by quality canadian buckcake topped with fresh raw squid.

Death BY THE BEES! IN YOUR EYES!

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