Give the user above you a humorous execution

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Death by Madonna.

Death by Sheogorath.

Death by platypus.

Death by floccinaucinihilipilification.

Death by over-pronunciation

Death by the moon.

Death by bad review.

Death by drunken pub darts.

Death by nostalgia threads.

Death by dubstep.

Death by pasty overdose.

Barbas the Harbas son of the Carvas, was finally captured by me, James Funs. He's guilty of treading opium, theft, and uploading copyrighted music. However, since they think I'm INSANE for bringing a statue in, fucking jackasses, I had to bring justice into my own hands. I took Barbas into my garage and turned on MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' whilst wielding the hammer of justice! "It's hammer time, Barbas," those were the last words he heard.

Impaled by a carrot.

Crushed by an Evangelion.

Nice boat.

Snowman uprising.

Throwing a live Pikachu into his tub.

Throwing him into the Diglett pit!

death by un-controllable hated that includes making him rich with lots of women because he is too selfish to not say no!

Strap them to a rocket and launch them into orbit.

Hugged to death... by me.

Death by squeegee mop up the nose and into the brain!

Death by badly written fanfiction.

Death by scotch egg overdose!

After a life time of charity works mainly involving works for the benefits of the homeless a sudden financial drama leads to you now living the life of the people you once helped so earnestly.

You ultimately die of starvation.

Hooker nuns with RPGs. Top that.

Dr.Susse:
SNIP

Barbas:
SNIP

Death by Hydra!

Redlin5:
Hail Hydra!

Death by the shield of Captain 'Murica!

Barbas:

Redlin5:
Hail Hydra!

Death by the shield of Captain 'Murica!

Death by Groot!

Redlin5:
Death by Groot!

Death by Lou Ferrigno films.

Death by non-quotes.

Death by Snoop Dogg.

Death by being drawn and Quad City DJ'd.

Death by hot dog condiment overdose.

Death by falling tower of Pisa.

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