Give the user above you a humorous execution

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Death by network connectivity error.

licked to death by an insanely adorable puppy.

Accidentally flipped into the ceiling like the pancake that got away.

frozen in a ridiculous and akward position.

Melted down into Bad Dragon implements!

Sponking into the blonker.

Death by sponge cake!

death by a cake sponge.

Death by fake lunge.

kicked in the balls so hard your eyeballs pop out.

Death by Scrabble.

Death by monopoly

Fun fact: dragons have a lung dedicated to exhaling flammable gas, but only their scales are actually fire-proof. Coma got to play executioner today as he rocked a fireball down Drake the Dragonheart's throat. Poetry in motion; maybe the other dragons will think twice before -oh that's right, there aren't any more! HA!

the vermont wavy-gravy goodbye. that's right buildsLegos, you have just been executed by Ben and Jerry's!

Forced to play Superman 64 for all eternity! NO!

Death by Jayden Smith songs!

From playing Twister

Death by Shaq Fu.

watching the saddest movies scenes over and over until you cry yourself to death.

Death by Jigglypuff-induced coma.

laughing yourself to death (someone has actually done that, made an episode of 1000 ways to die)

The Love-goddess from Gods of Egypt commands you to burn yourself, but your scales are fire-proof. You then swallow her whole, but she tear from your throat to your lung where you can hear her muffled voice commanding you to smack yourself in the face with your tail until dead.

Death by smurf-smurf.

A ghost takes control and has you take off your own face just to look around.

Death by pancake overfeeding.

smothered by a fat lady.

Death by pillow fights.

eaten by a telepathic tomato sandwich.

Accidentally squashed by a giant statue of himself.

Dance Dance Revolution til exhaustion of death.

Death by poetry reading.

Forced to listen to Volgun poetry until you tear your own ears off just to not hear anymore.

Fumbles the Goblin Rube Golbergs an arrow into that gap in your scales, then you crash-land directly on top of him.

boiled alive in a vat of hot chocolate!

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