Give the user above you a humorous execution

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Prepare to enter the chamber of screaming heads!

tickled to death!

Death by peashooters.

assailed my increasingly monstrously bad puns until you go insane.

Death by the uncomfortable farts of strangers.

death by pillowfight!

Death by cheese overdose.

Death by pepper overdose.

Death by flatulence!

Death by Lucas edits.

FALCON PUNCH! also your execution is going to take out a big chunk of the galaxy as well.

Death by Han shooting first.

Death by being buried in elephant dung. (that actually happened to some unfortunate soul. he was a zoo employee and the zoo's prize elephant was severly constipated. finally something worked, but unfortunately the employee was standing right behind the elephant. the force of its sudden defecation knocked him over where he hit his head on a rock and fell unconscious as the elephant buried him under fecal matter, suffocating him.)

I saw a dude get his head stuck up a rhino's butt once. May have been a hippo. It's definitely on video, though.

Death by slippy nubile oversexing.

10,000 volts straight to the nipples!

Death by unbearable lithping.

the wavy gravy goodbye!

Death by overzealous Mexican wave.

the old faithfull faithfull mouthfull

Smothered by anime boobs!

Death by smoothies.

The Indianapolis 500 speed bump bump-off

Death by Half-Life 2: Deathmatch marathon.

Death by nerf darts!

Death by Jägermeister shots!

Forced to listen to Vogun poetry.

Death by croquet mallets!

Thrown to the meat clocks!

Attached to a rocket headed to Mars.

The Laughing Gas Chamber!

Death by pie catapults.

sucked into the folds of the world's fattest woman!

Death by Gruntilda.

the Seattle space needle leathal injection!

Death by overcroppage.

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