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tell her she'll win a prize if she drinks the bottle of poison "Mellow Yellow" that I have for her

Tell her that we have to censor her and kill her. her.

rip your head off and give it to a hungry zombie

Magnets, big ones.

Unplug her.

send a pirate squad after the ninja'd Spartan1077

send a ninja sqaud after ODST because they beat pirates

summon a Spartan Legion which slaughters the ninjas.....*just watch Deadliest Warrior*

Shows that deadliest warrior is not accurate and ODST kills hherself from shame

Lots of chupacabras'.

lots of more factually plausibele creatures trampling xmbts

Image focusing... It'll kill their avatar instantly

you get to die of lukemia

Introduce you to my pet snakes. :D

....mmmmmmh snake meat.....my favorite....thanks for the appetizer *sends SixWinged to Hell*

Hacks into your programming and adds a nude-y virus. Which, after it embarasses you, turns you inside out and causes you to become Cthulu. And then die.

But Cthulhu can't die, only slowed down. And he shall drive you insane and then kill you.

SixWingedAsura:
Hacks into your programming and adds a nude-y virus. Which, after it embarasses you, turns you inside out and causes you to become Cthulu. And then die.

Im a Smart AI. I catch it store the cthulu power for myself and send your virus into your laptop causing it to explode and kill your mother

In four steps
1)unplug
2)drink coffee
3)???
4)Profit

enchant the bunny ears on your dress so they strangle you

I'll upload you onto the internet, you will be pirated and weighed down with viruses so fast it will make your head spin.

string you up on the other side of a wooden wall used by gun nuts for target practice

I just told the Care Bears you hate kindness.
They demand blood.

curse the wheel so it won't turn after the 50th time you've given it a yank to the left

Death by multiple T-bagging!

Why need I do anything, when Zapdos is doing such a perfectly good job as it is?

pulls him out of his 2D world and eats his eat.

I'll use a slingshot to launch a silver earring into his head, media has taught me that evil clowns hate this.

"screams with pain as a light comes out of his head, but manages to pull xmbts down a storm drain before he perishes*

Picks the clowns nose.

Who dies from unrelated and unexplained causes. :D

Time to suffocate you with your own hat. Then I'll shave your head and use your green hair to rule screw.

Brainwash your cat into killing you.
That or rip those tentacles off and beat you to death with them.

I don't know what you avatar is, so...

Chuck norris kicks whatever it is...

Well it's Majora's mask so i guess I'll just light it on fire.

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