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AwesomeExpress	211 POSTED: 6 Nov 2010 21:05
	Send her to the death clowns.

xmbts	212 POSTED: 6 Nov 2010 22:50
	Make them eat a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk.

Xpwn3ntial	213 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 03:10
	Make her eat every railroad spike on the trans-Siberian railroad.

SixWingedAsura	214 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 03:16
	Puts on the Fierce Deity's Mask and pwns your face inwards so hard, you die, come back to life, and die again from sheer awesome.

VuvuZelaMan	215 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 03:30
	I set your hat on fire. You soon follow as you simply refuse to remove it.

xmbts	216 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 03:32
	I put some corks in your nose and mouth, that should take care of it.

AwesomeExpress	217 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 03:49
	Take out all the tubes and put dynamite in the holes!

SixWingedAsura	218 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 04:23
	Quietly plant a bomb that's set to go off as soon as the ship takes off.

spartan1077	219 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 04:40
	cuts off green hair Like Samson you have no power without your HAIR!

xmbts	220 POSTED: 7 Nov 2010 20:37
	Build a space station then drop it out of orbit right on top of them while screaming something dramatic.

Redlin5	221 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 00:25
	Time to fire the cannon!

xmbts	222 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 00:40
	Oh yeah?

Redlin5	223 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 05:55
	OH YEAH?

VuvuZelaMan	224 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 06:09
	Well, then, my only choice is... THIS

AwesomeExpress	225 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 06:17
	I use this:

VuvuZelaMan	226 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 06:44
	Oh, yeah, you think you're SO tough with that mini-nerf gun. THIS is a formidable weapon! EDIT: Technical difficulties force me instead to point you to my avatar.

AgDr_ODST	227 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 07:01
	tape your Vuvuzela to your ear and have some one blow on it till your deaf and your brain melts into a pink puddle

VuvuZelaMan	228 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 07:08
	Well, I'll take your skull and beat you to death with it. Yeah, RvB reference.

Redlin5	229 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 07:23
	My methods involve clowns. Pray that they finish quick. AwesomeExpress: Send her to the death clowns. I see we utilize the same mercenary force ;)

AgDr_ODST	230 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 08:00
	VuvuZelaMan: Well, I'll take your skull and beat you to death with it. Yeah, RvB reference. ....... FACEPALM Im a hologram.....I have no skull that I can be beaten to death with ;)

xmbts	231 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 13:55
	I will irritate you to death with flawed logic.

Redlin5	232 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 18:42
	Time to unplug those multiple cables, all at once. With a sword... Maybe I'll cut your head off after that, just to be safe.

Xpwn3ntial	233 POSTED: 8 Nov 2010 20:25
	Bring in Arceus and say they are heathens.

Redlin5	234 POSTED: 9 Nov 2010 04:06
	FALCON HUMPYOUUNTILYOUEXPLODE!

xmbts	235 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 00:32
	It's the simple things really

Redlin5	236 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 03:23
	I SHALL HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH!

xmbts	237 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 13:47
	I think this is a decent rebuttal.

AwesomeExpress	238 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 15:50
	Send in the clowns!

TheDoctor455	239 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:04
	What is there to say? This isn't a funeral, this is a corporate merger. I'm going to be fucking rich! Wait... FRY STOP DOING THE RIGHT THING!!!!!!

AwesomeExpress	240 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:10
	This!:

TheDoctor455	241 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:13
	Doesn't work. I send all Planet Express employees to a dimension that is diabetes-inducingly sweet/cute. The entire crew dies within the first 15 minutes of exposure.

AwesomeExpress	242 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:18
	They say laughter is the best medicine, so I'm going to sit here and not laugh at you until you die!

TheDoctor455	243 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:24
	You made me laugh, so that didn't work. I'm going to see if annoyance can be lethal, and so, I will spend as much time as needed on annoyingly childish pranks and bullshit to kill you. Let's start with a classic: Ha ha! Not touching you! You can't get mad if I'm not touching you!

The Clown	244 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:36
	AwesomeExpress: Send in the clowns! you called?

TheDoctor455	245 POSTED: 10 Nov 2010 16:38
	I melt the makeup off of your face... therefore, you are no longer a clown... therefore the "Clown" is dead.


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