People get smaller when they get older.
The person below me has had a forum crush on the Escapist before.
False. I'm not really sure what that is.
The person below me will tell me what it is, and then ask me again.
def: Forum Crush:
n. The target of a forum user's affection even though they have only spoken, in passing, in a forum.
ex: I've only spoken to Ahri once or twice but I would like to show her that I like her. She's my forum crush.
The person below me has had a forum crush on the Escapist before
False...I don't even...
Eodipus Rex or Edipus the King: Greek tragedy where a young man, abandoned at birth, unknowingly kills his father (a king), marries the queen (his mother) and has children with her (sibling/child).
False. I have dozens of anime crushes, though...
The person below me finds irl crushes inconceivable.
False (I don't even know what inconceivable means!)
The person below is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.
The person below me is tired!
True (always true)
The person below would enjoy listening to Morgan Freeman read an except from any novel ever written.
True. For everyone ever. Even, or possibly especially, Morgan Freeman.
The person below me should really be doing homework right now.
False. I'm too old for homework. That being said, I do have work I should be doing right now.
The person below me pictures Princess Bride whenever they hear/see the word inconceivable.
The next poster has a forum crush on someone on this page :O
False (though this is the answer anyone with or without a forum crush would answer, just to let you know).
The next poster has a forum crush on someone in this thread.
The next person chases gnomes for a living.
False... I shoot them for a living.
The below user's sister is a mercenary.
True if I had a sister. But I don't so false.
The next escapist chews on their nails.
False. I rip them with my other nails >_>
The next poster likes the smell of gunpowder.
The next poster believes in the right to bear arms, without regulation or restriction.
False. I believe in the right to bear arms, with regulation and exceptions.
The next poster is covered in dickcheese.
The person below me thinks its acceptable to eat animal penises in every meal.
The next poster eats insects.
The next poster enjoys shooting Mt. Dew into their veins.
The person below me hasn't had a Mt. Dew in years.
capcha: two buck chuck
False: I'm drinking one right now (helps sleep shift disorder... it's a thing... really it is).
The person below me survives on a diet of Ramen and Ketchup.
Close but false. Just noodles.
The user below me chose the blue pill.
The next poster is picking their nose.
False, I'm actually picking my belly button.
The next poster will fight tooth an nail for the last donut.
The next poster can't stop staring at overpuce's avatar.
The person below me knows what my avatar is of.
True?? I think it's Rei from NGE.
The person below me knows better.
bollicks double ninjad!
and i always know better!
the person below me has an amusing capcha!
I don't get those anymore.
I should plug the pubclub now.
True, 'tis worth it.
Redlin should clug the plubpub >_>
Ture, 'tis worth it.
The next poster will be a pub club member.
The next poster lives in a swamp.
False. I live in a desert.
The next poster will be awesome.