True, or at least plot to...
Pinky, Pinky, Pinky and the......
The person below me is now singing that theme tune
The next person enjoys this good old working class ditty
The person below is paid by the hour.
The next person has a fetish of some kind...
How many times, NO! (orders my henchmen to seal that suspicious vault)
The next person is imagining what I'm hiding
True (you sick bastard)
The next person finds it hard to concentrate...
Sometimes I do
The next person is made up of 99% of all known TV stations
The person below me should be doing something else, but is posting here instead.
FALSE RO DAH!
The person below can count on their eyelashes (because fingers are so mainstream)
True, it took me forever to learn.
The person below me thinks I'm lying
The person below seldom lies.
the person below me loves the world.
The person below me loves alcohol.
Oh so very true.
The person below me has never had wine.
False, I have but I kinda vomited...A lot...
The person below can drink like a sailor.
True but after I fall over like a blind man in a room of knee high stools.
The person below me has five tabs open.
The next person enjoys lighting their farts on a daily basis
FAL.. true :(
The person below is abusive with vegetables.
The next person has a love for beef steak!
The next person needs more cat in their diet
The person below me cares not for the end of the word.
The person below me does not change their avatar
False. I did recently
The next person literally has their cake and eats it
True (I get free cakes when I leave work)
The person below has a hatred for rodents!
The next person is glad the Apocalypse didn't happen this year
True I can watch the cricket more!
The person below me has played sport before. (Not in school of your own free will)
True (but I didn't enjoy it)
The person below me finds Ferrets to be adorable.
The person below me is currently naked...
the person below me watches alot of anime.
The next person wants to cuddle ducks
False, I think ducks are bastards.
The person below me would like to cuddle a caiman.
Unspecified: I cannot find this "calman" you speak of
The next person farts in someones general direction
The next person should try to spend less time arguing on the internet.
The person below me isn't ready for Christmas yet.
False! Bring it on!
The person below has read a comment so stupid they imploded on themselves
LOL real life Vagineer