False one day I hope to be a henchman.
The next person has a fondness for Jazz.
The next person has plans for this weekend.
The next person enjoys popping zits
The next person enjoys popping other people's zits.
The next person enjoys mayonnaise at inhuman levels.
False. I don't like mayo.
The person below me thinks most condiments are alright.
False. Food is good enough without adding extra.
The person below me can cook alright.
False. I don't cook because I'm terrified of under cooking...
The person below me overcooks more.
The person below me has a "signature dish".
True Pea soup......it goes on almost everything.
The person below me has taken photos of their food before.
The person below me takes pictures of their food every time, and then tweets about it.
False. I still don't understand why that's a thing.
The person below me has a Twitter account they regularly use.
False. I have nothing to say.
The person below me hates how much useless crap is said on Twitter and facebook.
The next person is so very ronery
The person below me is very cold.
True. Though I still don't understand why my living room is the coldest room in the house..
The person below me prefers being cold to being hot.
Hard to decide, due to stupid indecisive English weather
The next person looks like something out of Kung-Fu movie
False, I do however look like something out of a James Bond movie, a villain perhaps.
The next person is very evil.
the person below me is pure of heart
I try to be
The next person literally does something literally
False, I literally don't. Is that literally a paradox?
The next person would rather shoot rope from their hands than lasers from their eyes.
The World is honestly not enough
False, only because I don't know any better.
The next person is addicted to a one particular game at the moment. (Bonus points if you specify which.)
True-ish, I'm playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution but I'm not addicted
The next person has seen things on the internet that made them pull this face
The next person will have written their post out of boredom.
The next person isn't sure why they keep coming back here.
The next person loves cartoon ponies
The next poster has medium-length hair
The next person dyes their hair.
The next person lives in the UK.
The next person has a driving license.
The next person wants to borrow my car.
False, I'm getting my own~
The next person is multitasking right now.
The next person is not a person, but in fact, a knowledge worm.
The next person is working for the knowledge worms, gathering intelligence to fuel their battle strategy.