You wake up next morning...

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Yeah That's going to happen...say do you have any clothes that aren't covered in spikes? This is kind of uncomfortable.

What the hell are you talking about?
All I have are the classic black cape, helmet, and cyber-suit.

And...

*attempts to force-choke Murdock, but ends up sticking fingers in his mouth.*

What the hell?

...Feelin like da pope.

I bet that was a very good joke if it got me stuck like this.

So I have a legion of assassins. Not needed.

At last! Leia's journal!

Let's see...

what the hell?
Why is written in Japanese?

How do I even know about Japan?

*Vader breathing*
This pleases me.

*tries to use force-lightning on Murdock, but ends up tickling him.*

What the fuck?!?!??!

Do I still think I'm Vader?

(No, that's a mental thing that only affects my personality/mind... but would you mind shouting the passphrase to snap me out of it now? Thank you.)

*Tries to force-choke Murdock but ends up serving him tea.*

Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

I guess I would go out and sing Gorillaz songs all day.

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Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

(I don't remember, but I'll carry on as if you had shouted "Allons Y!" in that case)

*panting*

Oh... finally I'm out of that mess... why do I keep fucking with my own head?

And is there anyway I can get Murdock to STOP barking orders at me?

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Why do I have this sudden desire to HELP the Reapers?

The goodness of your heart?

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The goodness of your heart?

Which question were you answering?

I would mutter a spell blessing all orphans

Find my body and change back immediately.

Hmm... what classic work of Japanese literature has she been reading all this time...
*reads a bit...*

WTF??!!?!?! This is tentacle porn!!!!

I'm going to take a 6 hour shower. Don't disturb me.

*disturbs*

Well... this is the exact opposite of what I thought would happen.

*hugs*

Hugged by my own body...odd.

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Hugged by my own body...odd.

Hugged by your own body while in the shower.

I hope you left the clothes on.

No such luck I'm afraid... Murdock was attempting his groping act again... so...

Well then have some decency and keep your eyes closed...Pervert.

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Well then have some decency and keep your eyes closed...Pervert.

Umm.... I'm in your body... so I can't see any of that... all I'm seeing is you in my body... so... who exactly is getting anything out of this?

Well then don't look down. *Grabs head* Ever.

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Well then don't look down. *Grabs head* Ever.

Why were you in the shower with my body again?

Getting rid of these dreads, it's a disgusting hairstyle.

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Getting rid of these dreads, it's a disgusting hairstyle.

Those aren't really dreads, you know.

That's just how my hair pops out of my head... I can't seem to go bald, but my hair keeps growing and I can't get rid of any of it (it just grows back)...

So.... that's a bit pointless.

And... When I came in... you were looking down.

Why?

Oh... and... its not my fault that your body is naked, like I said, I woke up with Murdock next to it in bed... so blame that perv.

Well the least you could do is enjoy it less.

What made you think I enjoyed any of that?

Hey *Snaps fingers* I'm up here.

I wasn't looking down.

YOU were.

Well continue not looking down, also you body has a crick in it's neck, shoddy craftsmanship if you ask me.

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