You wake up next morning...

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That's perfectly normal for a Martian. You'll get used to it.

Okay... now how do I move without falling over?

You lean in the direction of the leg you want to move, lift it, and place it before you fall over. It's almost the same as walking, just with an extra leg.

And how do I stop firing the heat ray?

You would want to stop?

I feel suave.

Umm... you might want to watch out for the delusions as well...
If you see a hot blonde in a conspicuous red dress, you're in trouble.

Meanwhile, I will be enjoying my temporary freedom from her.

I'll kick her ass.

xmbts:
I'll kick her ass.

She isn't real, and since you're in my body, she will seem to be much stronger than you... somehow...

I think I'm gonna pose in a few other thoughtful positions now...

Why do I feel so homicidal?

Why am I suddenly real?

Why am I so thirsty?

Robots giving meatbags orders?

I like it.

xmbts:
Robots giving meatbags orders?

I like it.

Actually... because of Baltar's arc... your more likely to wake up in the brig with most of the fleet calling you a traitor. Enjoy that and the hot blonde woman in the red dress that keeps stalking you, threatening you, and sexing you up.

OT:

Why am I so cold? Did I just go snowboarding without realizing it?

Actually only my toes and butt are cold...

My coordination seems off.

*got a strange mental image*

Thanks for that.

I was sitting alot. >.>

Don't make it weird.

Oh don't worry... the mental image was of cyber-noodle shorting out.

Right then, so how much ass can this body kick in comparison to the old one?

Probably none... at least not directly... however, that body is very intelligent and prefers to manipulate people into doing its bidding.

Very smart. Shame I die of hallucinations.

mParadox:
Very smart. Shame I die of hallucinations.

How does that work?

And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

I feel a bit like a douche. A douche in a suit. You know the type of douche who thinks their better then everyone.

TheDoctor455:
And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

My God, you've woken up English!!

SckizoBoy:

TheDoctor455:
And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

My God, you've woken up English!!

Unless theres a drop of whiskey in it, then you've woken up Irish

And if that be so, o/ *Salute*

LupusDei:

SckizoBoy:

TheDoctor455:
And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

My God, you've woken up English!!

Unless theres a drop of whiskey in it, then you've woken up Irish

And if that be so, o/ *Salute*

No, no, a drop would still be English (twisted, but still English).

Unless your definition of a 'drop' is 'half a bottle'!

SckizoBoy:

LupusDei:

SckizoBoy:

My God, you've woken up English!!

Unless theres a drop of whiskey in it, then you've woken up Irish

And if that be so, o/ *Salute*

No, no, a drop would still be English (twisted, but still English).

Unless your definition of a 'drop' is 'half a bottle'!

You wouldn't be far wrong.

An Irishman says, you fancy a wee drink or a drop of whiskey.

Prepare to wake up 3 years later from a coma, on mars and in a bed with 4 martians.

... woof?

LupusDei:
You wouldn't be far wrong.

An Irishman says, you fancy a wee drink or a drop of whiskey.

Prepare to wake up 3 years later from a coma, on mars and in a bed with 4 martians.

That won't be so bad, so long as I have a Martian translator app on my iPhone by then!

Pararaptor:
... woof?

Fe fi fo fum, I smell the tranny who signed my bum.

Has the peeling & bleeding stopped then?

Yes, it appears you spelt my name wrong however, ye spelt it ''My bitch''.

I feel all furry....

*looks at mirror* GAH!!! Time to go to Japan!

I'd join you, but I'm worried that I'd now be confused for that douchebag from Twilight.

I like to Imagine that Twilight never existed, And if it must penetrate my personal bubble of reality, then I like to think that the actor's in that film died horrible deaths.

Horrible deaths with plastic sporks involved.....Yeah.

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