You wake up next morning...

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I feel...remarkably similar, though my murdering efficiency has gone way up.

Ugh...
Why can't I think in twenty languages anymore?

Actually she knows quite a few languages.

Now I'm having trouble seeing what that is but it looks like space calamari.

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Actually she knows quite a few languages.

Now I'm having trouble seeing what that is but it looks like space calamari.

Its Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2.
He is NOT a space calamari.

He is a Scientist Salarian.

OT:
Why are there glasses stapled to my face?

I feel all scientific and stuff.

Hmm...
why do I suddenly want to use a chainsaw on a 10-year old?

I feel taller.

I also feel taller.

I feel meaner.

It sure is windy up here...

I feel like I want to sing!

I feel like taking souls.

I feel like kicking doors in.

I guess I'll go be smart somewhere.

xmbts:
I guess I'll go be smart somewhere.

You were already smart.

OT:
Hmm...
Why do I feel like dancing around a giant head?

Because you can't have a giant head without a small Japanese girl dancing around, duh.

And I mean smarter.

Okay...
but why do I suddenly hate Bruce Willis?

Because he's getting old.

Now I'm a vampire...
Er... what kind of vampire?

An insane one.
I can now incinerate stuff.

Hmm...

Not a twilight vampire?

...
Don't you ever accuse me of that again.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
...
Don't you ever accuse me of that again.

Sorry...

Well....
I seem to be getting kinda thirsty...
How would you recommend I get a drink?

Invite my sister for some tea. She likes that.

Well I guess I'll go hang out in a basement for a few hundred years.

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Well I guess I'll go hang out in a basement for a few hundred years.

You can hang out in the Normandy's basement if you prefer.
Though I would advise coming up every now and again for routine medical check-ups.

If she were me, she wouldn't need to get checkups.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
If she were me, she wouldn't need to get checkups.

Vampires can still contract blood-borne illnesses.
Which for you would be food-borne.

I mean, she'd just be hanging out in a basement. No medical stuff.

Just a basement.

*noms on own finger, pokes self in eye*

What the hell...

Well, I'm perpetually falling...

Laaame.

OMG i have boobs...

AWESOME

EXPRESS!

Don't mind me, I'm just going to get familiar with your boobs.

Awesome! Now I get to fly around.

"3!2!1!"

*Starts singing On Melancholy Hill.

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