And I ain't a necrophiliac.

I'm not undead you know.
I've just been through so many battles that my body is permanently scarred and deformed.

I'm not into the Gorrillaz. So I probably won't.

Er... can you please just LOOK a little older... I know you're 300 years old... but I'm THOUSANDS of years old.

I'm sure there's a good heart under that...rugged exterior? :P

No thanks... I don't want to get arrested.
...

You look too young...

Unfortunatly he has a drill for a hand so i dont think it would work out..

God no. It's a creepy clown. Why would I?

I would probably not do the above avatar and for many reasons. 1. It's too young. 2. Doesn't have a vagina. 3. I have no clue what that it. 4. It's wasted. 5. That's my son.
EDIT: Aw crap I posted too late.
EDIT AGAIN: I would fuck the shit out of the current above avatar.

Hello!
*sees rose ring on finger.*
What is thi- Oh damn...

He's looks like he's already... "busy".

*looks at kangaroo.*
Something is very wrong with this...

no, but hell geass me to date anyway

What is this? A map? THIS IS MAPNESS! Mapness? This is MAP-AH *kicks off cliff*

xmbts:
I'm not that hung up on outward appearances, but the dissociative amnesia might be problematic.

All you have to do to fix that is trigger a powerful personaly memory that you were a part of.

This can usually be done with the simplest of actions.

There's that... and you could just hang onto my journal for me and prevent me from ever destroying it.

OT:
Hmmm... only if that's a woman.

Woman...
*takes out a button, and presses it.*
You shall begone!
*traps him in a pod, and launches to moon.*
All tasks at hand have been cleared.
Do I date you now?
You may, witch of britannia.

*tosses a coin until it lands tails, opening a Portal, I go through it and appear next to Commander.*

Please don't do that again.
That's a little annoying...

So... Yes... I guess I wouldn't mind dating her as long as she stopped trying to pull that kind of crap.

She spins, reminds me of suzaku.
*wild spinzaku launches through window, and out another window.*
Strange...

Me, and the person above share something in common, but she has a creepy smile...
*shivers*

If that's a guy than no and vice versa.

*makes a large wall appear.*
Stay away...

*Puts a gloryhole in the wall*

Why me...?
O come on, atleast it would be an improvement in your love life.
Quiet witch, my life is not an television show.
Says who?

No. He will try to use me.

Yes Yes I do, a super smart, super cute alien. With a dry wit. She's perfect

Use you? Says who...
He will bend you to his will
Shut it...