Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

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No. She didn't tell why exactly Shock approved of her, whatever she may be.

For her I would praise the sun any day. So yes I would.

Nope.

Of course. I feel that he'll help me get a new perspective on life

I would go on one of those interactive dinner mystery theater dates with him. He looks like the type of person that would make one of those things fun. I don't think I would care for that kind of date without someone like him there.

Nah.

*nosebleed*

Do you require medical help?

Sure. You can be my Experimental Subject 5XB.

She looks quite pretty, so yes.

Just friends.

what the hell? why not?

Maybe?

Only with a helmet and body armour.

Probably not, don't wanna be electrocuted.

Your head movement is hypnotic, so yes.

I foresee a lot of mixed signals. No thanks.

Of couRSe! We'rE bOTh FLEsh eatING monsterS; We WiLL mAkE a LOVEly COUPle. ThoUG, I am OBVIousLY the PRETTY one in THIS relationSHIP.

No. Sorry but I am just not really into pink.

Only if I get to pop your balloon.

Sure, I've seen him giving me sideways glances.

CAPTCHA: skynet knows
...holy fuck. [deletes all porn]

Yes, for I have all the time in the world.

Only if he tastes like a rabbit. In which case, our first date is also our final date.

So weird.

I like it.

I am okay with this.

I am NOT okay with this! D:

I am all for trying out new things and being adventurous, but I don't think I will survive that encounter. So a big fat no.

With eyes like that? I think so.

No. Na-ah Hell naw. Nope.

Is there a smokin' bod below that head? Is there is, sure. If not, hell to the no.

A threesome? I hypothesize one of them is a child... I may be a flesh eating succubi monster, but pedophilia is strictly on my no-list.

I see you can't take your eyes off me. How sweet.

I already said yes.

Captcha: oontz oontz
What are you implying?

I feel obliged to say yes now.

So... No.

Only if she plays hard to get.

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