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Granted but it's Broken. I wish for eternal World Peace. | |
Granted, but that's because every ones dead. I wish for a cookie! | |
Granted, but you don't want to know what the chocolate chips are made of. I wish for an A in Bio next semester. | |
Granted, but you have to "treat" the professor. I want a new computer! | |
Granted but it's going to self-destruct in a couple of seconds. I wish for a metallic hand. | |
Granted, but the metal is dirty, and soon you get an un-curable infection that spreads almost immediately to your lower areas. I wish for a Siberian Husky | |
Granted, but it has only two legs. I wish for a guitar. | |
The guitar is of microscopic size. Try playing that! I wish for Daft Punk to visit my city. | |
Granted! Some daft punks visit your city. I wish I wasn't ninja'd. | |
Granted. You post will appear before other people's, but then a real ninja will visit you and slit your throat. I wish I was intellingenced. | |
Granted, but the one thing you don't know is your own name. I wish I had a cape. | |
Granted, but you can never take it off. I wish I could summon money at will. | |
Granted, but it's in pesos, and you're wanted in Mexico. I wish I a starfish plush. | |
Granted, but you can't move and you have an itch on your lower back. I wish I had a pet tiger. | |
Granted, but it's tail is 47 miles long. I wish I a cake shaped like a starfish. | |
Granted, but it's made out of starfish. I wish for a law that prohibits the hating of Justin Bieber. | |
Granted, but then all Justin Bieber haters band together and overthrow the government. I wish for a new hard drive. | |
Granted but it's too hard to get into your computer. I wish for a drink. | |
It's your mother's urine. That doesn't get me probed right? I wish for some company at night which will comfort me. No Slendermans, I'm home alone! | |
Granted but you soon find out they company is an actual company set-up to attain legal right to your organs. I wish I could get rid of this glass of urine. | |
Granted, you drink it Voila! I wish my tea was warm again :( | |
Granted. *Pours urine into tea making it warm* Two can play this game. I wish for a pee free cup of tea. | |
I laughed, thanks guys :D! I wish for my dream girl. | |
Granted, unfortunatley she's from a nightmare you had and so she's totally evil. I wish for a Mass Effect DLC akin to Lair of the Shadow Broker that's centered on Ashley/Kaiden... I want my fake relationship in a video game resolved thank you very much. | |
Granted, however the DLC costs as much as a whole game despite only having one short level on it and Ashley/Kaiden dies at the very beginning of that level. I wish for a billion dollars in cash! | |
Granted. You're now permanently banned from any country that uses the dollar as currency. I wish I was super talented on my bass and trombone. | |
Granted, but you're now so awesome anyone who ever hears you dies by shear awesomenss. I wish for the snow to be gone. | |
Granted, but its replaced with a sulphiric acid flood. I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. | |
Granted, but it decides to kill you in revenge. I wish I had an evil fucking box. | |
The box is nine cubic centimeters and has recordings of every swear word ever said by Hitler. I wish I had a copy of the newest Vinyl Cafe CD. | |
Granted, but it's stolen from a charity full of sick kids. I wish for my eyes never to get worse. | |
Granted, because your eyes can't get worse if you don't have any! I wish I could come up with clever jokes. | |
Granted, but your jokes are now so clever no one understand them. I wish I hadn't wished my previous wish. | |
Granted, but you create a temporal paradox, resulting in an endless loop that is impossible to escape from. I wish I were in the Mass Effect universe. | |
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Someone posts a wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins that wish.
User A: I want candy.
User B: Granted, but it will be the generic kind you get from an old lady on Halloween.
So I'll begin.
I wish I had a flat screen TV.