Someone posts a wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins that wish.
User A: I want candy.
User B: Granted, but it will be the generic kind you get from an old lady on Halloween.
So I'll begin.
I wish I had a flat screen TV.
Granted but it's Broken.
I wish for eternal World Peace.
Granted, but that's because every ones dead.
I wish for a cookie!
Granted, but you don't want to know what the chocolate chips are made of.
I wish for an A in Bio next semester.
Granted, but you have to "treat" the professor.
I want a new computer!
Granted but it's going to self-destruct in a couple of seconds.
I wish for a metallic hand.
Granted, but the metal is dirty, and soon you get an un-curable infection that spreads almost immediately to your lower areas.
I wish for a Siberian Husky
Granted, but it has only two legs.
I wish for a guitar.
The guitar is of microscopic size. Try playing that!
I wish for Daft Punk to visit my city.
Granted! Some daft punks visit your city.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd.
Granted. You post will appear before other people's, but then a real ninja will visit you and slit your throat.
I wish I was intellingenced.
Granted, but the one thing you don't know is your own name.
I wish I had a cape.
Granted, but you can never take it off.
I wish I could summon money at will.
Granted, but it's in pesos, and you're wanted in Mexico.
I wish I a starfish plush.
Granted, but you can't move and you have an itch on your lower back.
I wish I had a pet tiger.
Granted, but it's tail is 47 miles long.
I wish I a cake shaped like a starfish.
Granted, but it's made out of starfish.
I wish for a law that prohibits the hating of Justin Bieber.
Granted, but then all Justin Bieber haters band together and overthrow the government.
I wish for a new hard drive.
Granted but it's too hard to get into your computer.
I wish for a drink.
It's your mother's urine. That doesn't get me probed right?
I wish for some company at night which will comfort me. No Slendermans, I'm home alone!
Granted but you soon find out they company is an actual company set-up to attain legal right to your organs.
I wish I could get rid of this glass of urine.
Granted, you drink it Voila!
I wish my tea was warm again :(
Granted. *Pours urine into tea making it warm* Two can play this game.
I wish for a pee free cup of tea.
I laughed, thanks guys :D!
Granted. Not sure how to ruin that one >.>
I wish for my dream girl.
Granted, unfortunatley she's from a nightmare you had and so she's totally evil.
I wish for a Mass Effect DLC akin to Lair of the Shadow Broker that's centered on Ashley/Kaiden... I want my fake relationship in a video game resolved thank you very much.
Granted, however the DLC costs as much as a whole game despite only having one short level on it and Ashley/Kaiden dies at the very beginning of that level.
I wish for a billion dollars in cash!
I voted for Aliens Colonial Marines to be Game Of The Year.
Granted. You're now permanently banned from any country that uses the dollar as currency.
I wish I was super talented on my bass and trombone.
Granted, but you're now so awesome anyone who ever hears you dies by shear awesomenss.
I wish for the snow to be gone.
Granted, but its replaced with a sulphiric acid flood.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Granted, but it decides to kill you in revenge.
I wish I had an evil fucking box.
The box is nine cubic centimeters and has recordings of every swear word ever said by Hitler.
I wish I had a copy of the newest Vinyl Cafe CD.
Granted, but it's stolen from a charity full of sick kids.
I wish for my eyes never to get worse.
Granted, because your eyes can't get worse if you don't have any!
I wish I could come up with clever jokes.
Granted, but your jokes are now so clever no one understand them.
I wish I hadn't wished my previous wish.
Granted, but you create a temporal paradox, resulting in an endless loop that is impossible to escape from.
I wish I were in the Mass Effect universe.