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Granted you have a Tardis during the Last Great Time War. With no way to escape you die in battle. I wish my shirt was green instead of navy. | |
Granted but it's an awful neon green that was hip in the 80s. People make fun of you for being behind on the times. I wish I could smoke a Cuban cigar right now. | |
Granted. You light it up, and it explode it. Ain't I a stinker. I wish that people would make new episodes of Tom and Jerry that are actually GOOD and FUNNY | |
Granted but they are lost in a fire. I wish for pancakes. | |
Granted. However they're burnt. I wish I ran Mitt Romney's Presidential campaign. | |
Granted. Romney fires you for actually being sane. I wish for a TAR-
God damn it! Fine...I wish I had a sonic screwdriver. | |
Granted. You get the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver, and he's none too happy that you've stolen it. I wish Thief 4 was out. | |
Granted, it's now a JRPG. I wish for bunnies. | |
granted. I wish for a never ending pint of beer | |
Granted. the glass breaks, and it floods beer. I wish for... a kid. | |
Granted, but it's one of those Bait Kids. You are arrested and sent to ass rape jail. I wish to listen to Bach. | |
Never gonna give you up Is that Bach? I wish for ICE CREAM! | |
Granted, but it's flavored with the blood of your ancestors. I wish for Keith to shut up. | |
Granted. But because Keith doesn't talk anymore, the world stops spinning. Since the world stops spinning, the sun settles in a stationary position over your house. You die of dehydration. I wish for cake. | |
the cake is a | |
Granted. The world now has no written language. You cannot read what I am typing now. You die because you don't understand the instructions printed on the side of a fire extinguisher. I wish for a top hat. | |
Here is your top hat sir. Did you want It on fire? No.....? Too bad son,". | |
Granted. However Heavy has noticed that you stole his Sandvich and turns you into a puddle of red goo using Sasha. I wish for Sasha. | |
granted, but you also got backstabed | |
Granted but you get no fuel. And you get backstabbed I want a Sniper Rifle. | |
Granted. The recoil ends up breaking your shoulder. And you don't have a Razorback, so you get backstabbed. I wish for the Engie's PDA. | |
granted, but you are on randomizer and that is all you get. | |
Granted, but it stinks so badly it somehow causes Cardiac arrest in your victims, and you are imprisoned for murder. I wish I had pheromones that made me attractive to females. | |
granted but you forgot to mention what species so I sprayed you with a pheromone that will make cats wild for you. | |
Granted. Once you started driving, you noticed that there's a bomb attached under it, and if you go under 40 mph, it will explode. I wish for an action movie | |
Granted. It is directed by Uwe Boll and produced by Micheal Bay. it is so bad you bleed to death after watching it. | |
Granted. It plays constant sadistic pranks. I wish for UNLIMITED POWER. | |
just stick a knife in an active toaster bro :) | |
Granted. You become sick of it, then hate it utterly and completely and go insane. I wish I could temporarily null gravity. | |
granted. Aliens come and make you sex slaves however. | |
Granted, but you are constantly followed by a swarm of flying dicks which go after your butt. I wish I could mind control anyone with a weak will. | |
granted. You mind control a scientist and make him build a robot, thus bringing judgement day. | |
You have the awesomest party ever!!!! I wish that everybody is used to being nude in public and nobody questioned why. | |
granted. Earth has been taken over by Kim Jon Un who insists on playing the sims using people as the characters. His first move was to install a nude mod. | |
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Granted, you fly too close to the sun and burn.
I wish that I had a Tardis.