Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

Granted, first thing he does is drop kicks you into a lake of Curry X fountain of DOOOOOOOM!
Of course this was a dream, but beside you is Kanji...naked. LOL. More then friends much.

Oh noes...:O

I wish Shaun would wish for something...

Granted!

I wish Tizzy and Kanji a happy marriage. xD

Granted, the marriage last's 4 seconds before being terminated (We got married in southern America)

I wish I had a cold bottle of Dr Pepper!

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

Oh noes...:O

I wish Shaun would wish for something...

Granted!

I wish Tizzy and Kanji a happy marriage. xD

Granted, the marriage last's 4 seconds before being terminated (We got married in southern America)

I wish I had a cold bottle of Dr Pepper!

\

Granted. It is now frozen to your hand....FOREVER!

I wish I had dinner. ^_^

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

Granted!

I wish Tizzy and Kanji a happy marriage. xD

Granted, the marriage last's 4 seconds before being terminated (We got married in southern America)

I wish I had a cold bottle of Dr Pepper!

\

Granted. It is now frozen to your hand....FOREVER!

I wish I had dinner. ^_^

Granted! *tosses uncooked beef on table* Here, now you can cook!

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

Granted, the marriage last's 4 seconds before being terminated (We got married in southern America)

I wish I had a cold bottle of Dr Pepper!

\

Granted. It is now frozen to your hand....FOREVER!

I wish I had dinner. ^_^

Granted! *tosses uncooked beef on table* Here, now you can cook!

Okay then...

I wish Tizzy would make a damned wish now. XD

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:
\

Granted. It is now frozen to your hand....FOREVER!

I wish I had dinner. ^_^

Granted! *tosses uncooked beef on table* Here, now you can cook!

Okay then...

I wish Tizzy would make a damned wish now. XD

D.E.N.I.E.D

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

Granted! *tosses uncooked beef on table* Here, now you can cook!

Okay then...

I wish Tizzy would make a damned wish now. XD

D.E.N.I.E.D

Granted! You are now denied sex for LIFE! Bwahahaha.

I wish...

...for more glasses!

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

Okay then...

I wish Tizzy would make a damned wish now. XD

D.E.N.I.E.D

Granted! You are now denied sex for LIFE! Bwahahaha.

I wish...

...for more glasses!

Granted, here ya go!

I wish for a new haircut!

TizzytheTormentor:

StormShaun:

TizzytheTormentor:

D.E.N.I.E.D

Granted! You are now denied sex for LIFE! Bwahahaha.

I wish...

...for more glasses!

Granted, here ya go!

I wish for a new haircut!

Granted, have a nice day. xD

I wish Taco was here.

Granted. But he leaves.
I wish nobody ninja'd me and I was the one to break the Tizzy-Shaun combo.

Granted but they murder you for interrupting.

I wish for more quote storms!

Granted, but it dies down immediately.

I wish I had an omelet!

Granted. It was made by Obsidian staff and has bugs in it. (Terrible joke, stolen from lacktheknack)

I wish for less captchas.

Granted, and the Spambots Rejoiced

I wish Captcha would get a better name, I mean he's almost like a User now.

Granted, he takes your name AND profile.

I wish I had an ominous latin choir singing whenever I wanted them to.

Granted, they have never play instruments before and suck badly.

I wish I had a helmet.

Granted. It doesn't protect you from Iran's nuclear strike on your city.
I wish for a utopia.

Granted, it is in the middle of a massive civil war and they are out for your blood.

I wish my sister didn't have to leave for college.

Granted, you have to leave for prison. She's staying at home.

I wish for a good sense of humor.

Granted, You crack a joke about Islam and are hunted down (Too soon?)

I wish for no more fucking Internet Explorer!

Granted, Firefox, chrome and all the other browsers are gone too, cutting off your internet.

I wish for scary games.

Granted. You shit your pants.

I wish for substitutes for swear words.

Granted but they offend everyone anyway and make you a target.

I wish for more internet.

Granted, in return, your life expectancy is cut down a year every minute you use it...

I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3 to come out.

Granted, its a rushed beta that plays like sonic 2006.

I wish I didn't have to re-write this report.

Granted. You get 2.0 GPA though. Or get fired. Whatever you're doing this for.

I wish for more people to have logic. Specifically people I interact with on a daily basis.

Granted, they are much smarter than you,they thinkyou are a primitive buffoon and leave you in the dust.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted. You are always awake and energetic, and burn out and fry five days later from lack of sleep.

I wish for better games.

Granted, hope you enjoy the outragious price hike! (299$ for a new game)

I wish for a bike!

granted. You die the next day due to a bike accident involving a truck, cows, and gumballs.

I wish i had a better imagination.

Granted, you suck at literally everything else for the rest of your life.

I wish for a bag of Skips.

Granted. The bag of Skips proceeds to skip out of your hands, down the road, off a cliff, and into a bonfire.

I wish for a lightweight pair of shoes which is not damaged in any way, not harmful to wear, and NOT BRIGHT PINK!

Grannted. It's neon pink.

i wish for more sarcasm.

Granted but you never pick up on it.

I wish for bacon.

Granted but it's rotten bacon.

I wish that I could find my socks in the dark

Granted, no color sock is the same!

I wish for chinese food.

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