Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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Granted, no one else plays Magic and you can't teach anyone.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, every wish wishes for a new wish, creating an infinite loop of wishes wishing for wishes, making it impossible for you to wish for something else.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, a huge sum of money, the amount you wished for, is missing from the bank, you are arrested!

I wish for some more cowbell!

Granted but they rain from the sky, bombarding your head.

I wish for no rules.

Granted, there is no rules execpt for the rule of having no rules.

I wish for the Worlds Giraffe population to burst into flames all at the same time.

Granted, but they throw all of their flaming giraffe-ness at you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, guess who conveniently wants to try some bait just hanging there?

I wish for work to be easy tomorrow!

Granted. You don't have to go because you're fired.

I wish to get killed by a flying Ice Cream Truck that's on fire.

Granted, you conveniently keep getting respawned to get killed again in an endless loop.

I wish for more Desert Bus.

Desert bus? As in a bus made of desert? Sure, but you're stuck in the bus and slowly die of heat stroke, starvation, and thirst.

I wish for more Spinning buttons, everywhere!

Granted, they have blades and cut you while they spin.... a lot.

I wish for more music.

Granted. Enjoy your 24/7 Bieber on full blast radio program.

I wish for the ability to make pants.

Granted, but you can only make them in your sleep, and guess who bought you a coffee?

I wish I was Spiderman.

Granted, people find you to be a freak and decided to run tests on you and keep you in a cage.

I wish I was taller.

DotSlash:
Granted, people find you to be a freak and decided to run tests on you and keep you in a cage.

I wish I was taller.

You grow up, crashing your head against the ceiling and die, since your heart cannot pump blood all they way to your brain.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Granted, it is the last one in the world and people hate you for eating the last one in existence!

I wish work was easier.

Granted, but you don't get paid anymore.

Granted you are the easiest boss in the history of video games

I wish for another week of Desert bus.

Granted, it is just a recording of them sleeping though...

I wish for some good news!

You get to move now! Your house burnt down.

I wish for less headache.

Granted, you get stomach ache instead.

I wish I could stay home tomorrow.

QuietCupOfTea:

I wish I could stay home tomorrow.

Despite your house burning down, you find it literally impossible to leave.

I wish for mo' weekend.

Granted, you get even more weekdays!

I wish for a rare collectors edition of a comic issue #1.

Granted but it has been thoroughly soaked in seawater.

I wish for another Captain America movie!

Redlin5:

I wish for another Captain America movie!

I wish I could make more posts like this....

WaitWHAT:

Redlin5:

I wish for another Captain America movie!

I wish I could make more posts like this....

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Granted but you get banned very quickly.

I wish I had the ability to end Micheal Bay's ability to make movies...

Granted, but M. Night Shyamalan takes over all his projects.

I wish my pizza would cook faster.

Granted, it is instantly on fire.

I wish for the ability to compose.

Redlin5:

I wish for the ability to compose.

All you can make is this:

I hope you're proud of myself.

I wish for the ability to slap stupid people through their screen.

Granted, but you can't pull your hand out of the screen.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

username sucks:
Granted, but you can't pull your hand out of the screen.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

OK! 1/2 a second later, you are sick again.

WaitWHAT:

username sucks:
Granted, but you can't pull your hand out of the screen.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

OK! 1/2 a second later, you are sick again.

You forgot to make your own wish...

I wish there was a wish for me to ruin right now.

Granted, but you get ninja'd by someone else.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but I shot it dead a few months ago so you get it in a wet rotting corpse form!

I wish I could wish on eyelashes!

granted, but you get them IN your eye, and they cannot be removed.

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