Granted but it fails as soon as you try a really ambitious jump. Enjoy the fall!
I wish for infinite coins.
Granted, they flood the planet and the carnage causes society collapses.
I wish to finish my assignments.
Granted but they get lost before you can hand them in so you have to do them over again in ten minutes.
I wish for more dancing in this thread.
Granted, everyone breaks their legs dancing and blames you.
I wish for more people to join the pub club games.
Granted, everyone forces you to play with them forever.
I wish for more Shoryuken.
Granted but you're always on the receiving end.
I wish the Escapist loaded more reliably.
Granted, but nothing else loads.
I wish that I knew how to travel through time.
Granted, you can only warp back to the moment where the meteor kills all the dinos... and you.
I wish for warmer blankets.
Granted but you're tied up in them and can never escape.
I wish cats weren't evil.
Granted, dogs are evil and more bloodthirsty!
I wish to relax next week.
Granted, the sedatives will make you very relaxed while my thugs rip apart your home.
I wish Canada had a bigger say in foreign affairs.
Granted, they introduce free global healthcare and no one can pay for it. The global economy collapes and chaos ensues.
I wish governments weren't so complicated.
Granted, they are now simplified so much that anyone can get into office and make horrendously bad choices for the country.
I wish for my dental appointment to be quick.
Granted, but its gonna be 10 times as painful
I wish to learn everything
Granted, you are left with nothing you ever cared about.
I wish for a comfier bed!
Granted, you sink into the fluffiness and suffocate.
I wish for less hurricanes.
Granted, you get seven times the tornadoes across the entire continent instead.
I wish to have home internet again.
Granted, it's 10kbs dial up with a faulty modem and a 10mb download cap.
I wish my phone worked.
Granted, you're immediately flooded with spam texts and calls.
I wish my old laptop died.
Granted, but you can't have a new one.
I wish for the wish of the person two posts after me to not get ruined by the person posting after me or after them.
Granted, it will get ruined anyway.
I wish for an old car that doesn't run and needs a lot of work.
Granted. It is also a portal to another realm that brings in giant flesheating cheeseburgers.
I wish for my nose to be unclogged.
Granted, but it also disappears, and you never see it again.
I wish for a red panda!
Granted, it bodyslams you immediately.
I wish for better CoD trailers.
Granted, they are so good you spend all your money on them, becoming broke and have it repossessed.
I wish my headphones wouldn't cut out at random.
Granted, they cut out permanently.
I wish The Spoony Experiment would update more!
Granted, the next update makes you want to never touch it again.
I wish for more trees.
Granted, however they are all dead.
I wish I was a magical dragon.
Granted, it seeks to destroy humanity and is more than capable of doing so!
I wish to make a good wish.
Granted, everyone else but you benefits from it.
I wish for more coffee.
Granted but it is frozen.
I wish for a hologram.
Granted, it is of yourself doing bad things to yourself.
I wish for a pub club membership!
Granted, but you're instantly permabanned
I wish to meet the Doctor
Granted. Doctor Destiny will see you now.
I wish for more Justice League to watch.
Granted, it is horrendously shit.
I wish for ice cream.