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Granted. It takes off right out the window, with your computer as well. I wish that there was an update to life to raise my level cap. | |
Granted but it comes as DLC at the price of n+1 dollars, n being the value of everything you own at amy given point it time. I wish for an Elder Scrolls concert. | |
I wish for a no loophole abused wish. | |
Granted, but said wish can only be used to wish for bad things, which will happen without loopholes. I wish I had some punch. Oh! Or some apple juice. Mmm, apple juice... | |
Granted. You get expired apple juice mixed in with punch that has been spiked with vodka. I wish for helium. | |
I wish for the new pokemon game NOW! | |
Granted, but it's terrible and completely kills the series forever. I wish tomorrow's geohash coordinates were close enough for me to reach. | |
Granted it's in your house and its now the most popular one in the world to go to. I wish Funk was a better musical genre. | |
Granted. Rock is renamed Funk, with no other changes. I wish for a crate of Uranium. | |
I wish people didn't get drunk today. | |
Granted, instead they get jacked up on meth. I wish it was March already. | |
Granted you wake up and it's March already, but you find out that you were in a coma and both of your arms and your left leg are gone now. I wish to have four fully functional arms. | |
Granted but you can't control the other 2 and they start punching you I wish I wasn't easily distracted | |
Granted, you are now oblivious to everything, including that man running at you with a knife! I wish I was able to dance better! | |
Granted! You dance so well you're given your own television show! Which then attracts a stalker who kills, dismembers, and eats you, not necessarily in that order. I wish I could fly. | |
I wish I was able to fly under my own power, without the support of any other objects. | |
Granted, it's too hard to control and you just give up. I wish to not botch up cooking! | |
Granted, you can now successfully make some haggis. And only haggis. I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating. | |
I will grant it when I feel like doing so. I wish for another wish. | |
Granted. I wish for more original wishes. | |
Granted wishes up until this point haven't been thought of yet so that last wish was hilarious. I wish cricket was the worlds most popular sport. | |
Granted. It will be popular as soon as it gets mildly interesting! I wish that I was a moderator for this site. | |
Granted, bt not only are you the most hated nodon the site, but you start with limited mod powers, you can only ;od in religion and politics. Have Fun. I wish for better tv shows | |
Granted, but I hope you know Hungarian. I wish for FREEDOM | |
Granted, but your sworn duty is to deprive others of their freedom as penance. I wish for more conventions closer to my area! | |
Granted. There are now conventions every weekend, but they are all about the cultural importance of styrofoam. | |
Granted, but you now own an ipineapple. Which is silly because you can't listen to music on an ipineapple! I wish that I can take and pass a bar exam already. | |
Granted. It should pass through your digestive track by tomorrow. I wish to be forever clean! | |
Granted. In order to achieve this, you are tied down in a perfectly clean room and sprayed with hoses on full power from now until the end of time. I wish for more brains. | |
Granted. But you only get more when someone know you dies. I wish, I wish, I was a fish | |
Granted, but you have no gills. I wish for Dr.Susse to grant this wish. | |
Granted, but he will only grant it to you when you're dying and too weak to change it to something useful. I wish that I had gotten a 100% perfect score on that math test I bombed yesterday. :( | |
Granted. You will get it once you discover the TARDIS. I wish for | |
Granted, but you can only fly 3 inches off the ground. I wish for the ability to scream incoherently in the streets. | |
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Granted, but only for half an hour per ever 24 hours.
I wish this online project of mine will take off.