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Granted. Rock is renamed Funk, with no other changes. I wish for a crate of Uranium. | |
I wish people didn't get drunk today. | |
Granted, instead they get jacked up on meth. I wish it was March already. | |
Granted you wake up and it's March already, but you find out that you were in a coma and both of your arms and your left leg are gone now. I wish to have four fully functional arms. | |
Granted but you can't control the other 2 and they start punching you I wish I wasn't easily distracted | |
Granted, you are now oblivious to everything, including that man running at you with a knife! I wish I was able to dance better! | |
Granted! You dance so well you're given your own television show! Which then attracts a stalker who kills, dismembers, and eats you, not necessarily in that order. I wish I could fly. | |
I wish I was able to fly under my own power, without the support of any other objects. | |
Granted, it's too hard to control and you just give up. I wish to not botch up cooking! | |
Granted, you can now successfully make some haggis. And only haggis. I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating. | |
I will grant it when I feel like doing so. I wish for another wish. | |
Granted. I wish for more original wishes. | |
Granted wishes up until this point haven't been thought of yet so that last wish was hilarious. I wish cricket was the worlds most popular sport. | |
Granted. It will be popular as soon as it gets mildly interesting! I wish that I was a moderator for this site. | |
Granted, bt not only are you the most hated nodon the site, but you start with limited mod powers, you can only ;od in religion and politics. Have Fun. I wish for better tv shows | |
Granted, but I hope you know Hungarian. I wish for FREEDOM | |
Granted, but your sworn duty is to deprive others of their freedom as penance. I wish for more conventions closer to my area! | |
Granted. There are now conventions every weekend, but they are all about the cultural importance of styrofoam. | |
Granted, but you now own an ipineapple. Which is silly because you can't listen to music on an ipineapple! I wish that I can take and pass a bar exam already. | |
Granted. It should pass through your digestive track by tomorrow. I wish to be forever clean! | |
Granted. In order to achieve this, you are tied down in a perfectly clean room and sprayed with hoses on full power from now until the end of time. I wish for more brains. | |
Granted. But you only get more when someone know you dies. I wish, I wish, I was a fish | |
Granted, but you have no gills. I wish for Dr.Susse to grant this wish. | |
Granted, but he will only grant it to you when you're dying and too weak to change it to something useful. I wish that I had gotten a 100% perfect score on that math test I bombed yesterday. :( | |
Granted. You will get it once you discover the TARDIS. I wish for | |
Granted, but you can only fly 3 inches off the ground. I wish for the ability to scream incoherently in the streets. | |
Granted, but only when you only do it when nobody is around. I wish for | |
Granted, but it is hungry, and you are the only meat nearby. I wish my recurring nightmare would stop. Seriously, brain, it's been 3 months already! | |
Granted, but you only get to sleep for 3 hours at a time. I wish for unlimited resources | |
Granted, you need none of it and it benefits no one...ever. I wish for an extension to my current deadlines. | |
(Oh boy! It benefits me? :D) I wish the world didn't end tomorrow. | |
Granted, but only for you. No one else is spared from the destruction of earth. You then die thirty seconds later due to lack of oxygen. :-P I wish that I had a working Steam account at this point... | |
Granted, but Valve goes out of business and Origin takes over its servers, making you pay for everything. I wish I had a good film to watch. | |
Granted due to error on metacritic Legally blonde 2 is now "Good". Enjoy. | |
Granted. But you are now allergic to hops. I wish to have my master's degree. | |
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