Granted, but only for half an hour per ever 24 hours.
I wish this online project of mine will take off.
Granted. It takes off right out the window, with your computer as well.
I wish that there was an update to life to raise my level cap.
Granted but it comes as DLC at the price of n+1 dollars, n being the value of everything you own at amy given point it time.
I wish for an Elder Scrolls concert.
I wish for a no loophole abused wish.
Granted, but said wish can only be used to wish for bad things, which will happen without loopholes.
I wish I had some punch. Oh! Or some apple juice. Mmm, apple juice...
Granted. You get expired apple juice mixed in with punch that has been spiked with vodka.
I wish for helium.
I wish for the new pokemon game NOW!
Granted, but it's terrible and completely kills the series forever.
I wish tomorrow's geohash coordinates were close enough for me to reach.
Granted it's in your house and its now the most popular one in the world to go to.
I wish Funk was a better musical genre.
Granted. Rock is renamed Funk, with no other changes.
I wish for a crate of Uranium.
I wish people didn't get drunk today.
Granted, instead they get jacked up on meth.
I wish it was March already.
Granted you wake up and it's March already, but you find out that you were in a coma and both of your arms and your left leg are gone now.
I wish to have four fully functional arms.
Granted but you can't control the other 2 and they start punching you
I wish I wasn't easily distracted
Granted, you are now oblivious to everything, including that man running at you with a knife!
I wish I was able to dance better!
Granted! You dance so well you're given your own television show! Which then attracts a stalker who kills, dismembers, and eats you, not necessarily in that order.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I was able to fly under my own power, without the support of any other objects.
Granted, it's too hard to control and you just give up.
I wish to not botch up cooking!
Granted, you can now successfully make some haggis. And only haggis.
I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating.
I will grant it when I feel like doing so.
I wish for another wish.
I wish for more original wishes.
Granted wishes up until this point haven't been thought of yet so that last wish was hilarious.
I wish cricket was the worlds most popular sport.
Granted. It will be popular as soon as it gets mildly interesting!
I wish that I was a moderator for this site.
Granted, bt not only are you the most hated nodon the site, but you start with limited mod powers, you can only ;od in religion and politics. Have Fun.
I wish for better tv shows
Granted, but I hope you know Hungarian.
I wish for FREEDOM
Granted, but your sworn duty is to deprive others of their freedom as penance.
I wish for more conventions closer to my area!
Granted. There are now conventions every weekend, but they are all about the cultural importance of styrofoam.
I wish I had better music on my ipod.
Granted, but you now own an ipineapple. Which is silly because you can't listen to music on an ipineapple!
I wish that I can take and pass a bar exam already.
Granted. It should pass through your digestive track by tomorrow.
I wish to be forever clean!
Granted. In order to achieve this, you are tied down in a perfectly clean room and sprayed with hoses on full power from now until the end of time.
I wish for more brains.
Granted. But you only get more when someone know you dies.
I wish, I wish, I was a fish
Granted, but you have no gills.
I wish for Dr.Susse to grant this wish.
Granted, but he will only grant it to you when you're dying and too weak to change it to something useful.
I wish that I had gotten a 100% perfect score on that math test I bombed yesterday. :(
Granted. You will get it once you discover the TARDIS.
I wish for
invisibility the ablility to fly at any speed I want
Granted, but you can only fly 3 inches off the ground.
I wish for the ability to scream incoherently in the streets.