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I wish the next person will wish that they will die. | |
Granted, the next person is you, yes that's right, we are the same person...deal with it... I wish I could teleport. | |
Granted, but you can only teleport 10 feet in any direction. | |
Nothing to say about a blank space. As punishment, any wish you ask will always be twisted into, "I want to stop existing." I wish for lots and lots of love! | |
Granted, but it is exclusively given to you awkwardly through a gaming forum * awkwardly flops arms at Silent in a weak attempt at a hug* I wish for a little somethin' somethin' | |
Denied, you didn't specify anything. :-| I wish to be an adult. | |
I wish Mullac and me were not the same person. | |
Granted, I wish I could focus in class | |
Granted, but all your teachers no longer can.... I wish my essays weren't so difficult. | |
Granted, but you have to write a 10,000 word essay without typing. | |
Granted, but the site closes down thanks to your stupidity. I wish I could be patient. | |
Granted, but nothing is worth the wait. I wish country music would cease to exist. | |
Granted, but hip hop and rap soar to record highs in fans and money taken in. | |
Granted but now they've taken all your stuff. I wish for more Epic Rap Battles of history. | |
Granted, just that it's all by artists you probably can't stand, like Justin Beiber. I wish for insomnia. | |
Granted, but after 10 years of the insomnia, you die. | |
Granted, but with that genius comes the ever-knowing truth that there is no point in life, which eventually leads to your suicide. I wish I had a third hand. | |
Granted, but it has no fingers and it is on your head. | |
Granted! It's a fruit cake. I wish for a refill. | |
Granted, your toilet is now full! I wish I could travel through time | |
Granted, but you can only go back 10 years. | |
Granted. No free will for you. I wish for all of my games to work on Linux. | |
Granted but due to a transfer problem you get......solitaire. I wish my eye would stop hurting. | |
Granted, I rip it out. | |
Granted, but it has swastikas graffitied on the windshield. (I've seen it before.) I wish for a magic lamp. | |
Granted, YOU'RE the genie. I wish for more dakka! | |
Granted, all the bullets are after you. | |
Granted, the guns won't work as they have the handprint scanners. I wish for a failed wish! | |
Granted but you lose the ability to post in the future. I wish for DNA that involves into a hat. | |
Granted, but said hat is going to kill you after one second. One. I wish for no one to have wishes! | |
Granted, but it takes effect in 3 days. | |
Granted, have fun in 90 degree heat forever. | |
Granted, but they can only be used to wish for corn. I wish for America to turn communist. | |
Granted, Cuba becomes the most powerful nation in the world and is now a democracy. | |
Granted, one sewer rat steak coming up. I wish for a pony. | |
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