Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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They don't know you're still alive.

I wish exciting space adventure movies were still made with regularity.

Five a year sound regular enough?

I wish the world was mine.

Granted! The united nations consoledates power and elects you as the first Terran general secretary. You administration faces large scale social issues, such as wealth disparity, global warming and mass starvation in certain regions of the planet.

I wish the poster below me would find true love

Good news: we love each other dearly; bad news: I found her prematurely.

I wish to live as a lone hunter in a beautiful hidden forest.

The wildlife is hostile and some fauna is poisonous to the touch.

I wish I had all the luxuries in the world and more.

Granted! I hope you can protect all your newly acquired wealth..

I wish for the world to be ruled by philosopher kings that know the objectively best decisions humanity should take to reach a better future.

Their bodies are frail and soon to die.

I wish nostalgia applied to the present and future.

We have no ambition or self-awareness about the ails of the world and go extinct.

I wish the Philips CDI and it's games were never made.

YouTube Poops were never made.

I wish stupidity was outlawed.

Youtube Poops are outlawed.

I wish we had robust character creation for our real-life bodies.

Ever seen a grizzled short brown-haired girl with blue skin?

I wish some other planet was a militarist utopia.

The Imperium conquers you and converts you to their ridicilous religion.

I wish for every person who contributed to this thread to have a sucsessful career.

Successful careers in road digging.

I wish for world Patriotism. No longer proud of a single nation, but their home planet.

We nuke all of our other planets for having the audacity to not be Earth.

UltraDeth:
Ever seen a grizzled short brown-haired girl with blue skin?

How is this a corruption? How is the way she looks any business of mine or even a bad thing? I wish we had robust character creation for our real-life bodies, again.

Granted! Just like in MMO's, a good chunk male population turns themselves into anime schoolgirls, some mold their bodies into disfigured caricatures and some make themselves resemble fictional characters or celebraties, which leads to mass instability and cultural backlash.

I wish for the previous wish, but without people going insane and turning themselves into monsters or waifus.

People can literally turn into other people to commit crimes and get away with them.

I wish reality T.V. was off the air.

Granted! Now movie theatres broadcast live episodes of reality TV shows to the detrement of more "respectable" films.

I wish everybody lived in a nice and comfortable climate that enables health and prosperity.

The Bahamas is about to get very crowded.

I wish I had power-ups in deodorant form.

Power-ups include extremely painful growth due to stretching bones, super-speed where your brain remains slow which inevitably smacks you into the nearest wall, and a super-jump that puts you in orbit...around Neptune.

I wish Fuel, the racing game that boasts the biggest map on consoles, had thousands of Easter eggs.

Granted. The vast majority of them are references to outdated internet jokes and crass humour.

I wish to have a brilliant sense of humour.

You laugh at everything.

I wish the human race were all positive stereotypes.

UltraDeth:
You laugh at everything.

Need I remind you that the idea is to both grant AND ruin? Level, nobody is left alive to hear your witty comedy. UltraDeth, that our behaviors are so rigidly segregated makes us boring.

I wish Moviebob didn't fetish-ize retro-Nintendo.

BuildsLegos:

UltraDeth:
You laugh at everything.

Need I remind you that the idea is to both grant AND ruin?

What I meant was his new sense of humour makes him laugh like an idiot at everything, regardless of taste, timing or quality.

OT: Would you rather he fetished modern Nintendo?

I wish I could undergo VR training for everything.

UltraDeth:
What I meant was his new sense of humour makes him laugh like an idiot at everything, regardless of taste, timing or quality.

Exactly, as in the opposite of "brilliant". OT: Congratulations, you are Raiden from MGS2.

I wish Hideo Kojima was never sent death threats.

I'm having trouble ruining this one.

I wish I could jetpack everywhere.

Fine, I'll do it: Kojima is instead sent rape threats. And everywhere you go, everyone makes fun of how dorky your jet-pack looks; really, it's right out of a Saturday-morning cartoon -the kind that gets canceled because even children hate the lack of talent on display.

I wish the Screen Junkies wouldn't yell over each other so much in their 90-minute Movie Fights videos.

Granted! They no longer yell or argue on their show, instead they have a chronic tired and anxious look on their faces. Their sense of humour seems to have dissapeared.

I wish humans stopped procrastinating.

We also stop pro-creating.

I wish every slave-owner alive today would mysteriously drop dead.

No one knows about this and the slaves are left to rot.

I wish I was a world class watchmaker.

Granted, but your hands are shaking.

I wish for Hollywood to greenlight more big budget avan garde films.

Most of them are bloody bizarre.

I wish I got paid vast sums for my Gamerscore/Trophy count.

Passing arbitrary thresh-holds in pretend worlds isn't a sustainable means of income because your employer is just throwing money away for no good reason and everyone who attempts this goes bankrupt.

I wish to watch the looks on every nazi's face as they watched their own lose the Olympics.

They take offense to your smugness and have you executed.

I wish I could strategize counter-terrorism from my computer.

NSA agents confiscate your computer and use it for their voyeur porn of "suspected terrorists".

I wish J.K. Rowling wrote about science instead of magic.

It's all pseudo-science.

I wish I could test weapons on known criminals.

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