Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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It's full of dirty water and no marine life.

I wish love potions existed.

Like roofies, they at least should be illegal for how they make rape easy.

BuildsLegos:
Your only (permanent) fish is a great white shark and the aquarium for it takes up your entire backyard.

I wish the extra-large mammals of old never went extinct.

These big lumbering mammals are dangerous near civilized areas.

I wish I could have just one day of being worshipped.

You end up exactly like Brian: put to death for an absurd reputation that was forced upon you.

I wish you'd Look on the Bright Side of Life.

Turning myself into a naive fool.

I wish mythical locations were excellent holiday destinations.

BuildsLegos:
Your only (permanent) fish is a great white shark and the aquarium for it takes up your entire backyard.

I wish the extra-large mammals of old never went extinct.

I have a 3rd floor apartment, and. Try again.

And, granted, you were just trampled by stampeding mastodons.

I wish someone besides BuildsLegos or UltraDeth would grant my wish for a two-floor apartment in a big city.

JohnZ117:

BuildsLegos:
Your only (permanent) fish is a great white shark and the aquarium for it takes up your entire backyard.

I wish the extra-large mammals of old never went extinct.

I have a 3rd floor apartment, and. Try again.

Ultradeth already did, but ok: it's filled with acid.

Your new 2-story apartment (in your favorite big city) is pre-paid, has nothing wrong with it, and nothing keeps you from living in it.

I wish great white sharks could be kept in captivity for the entirety of their lives.

They eat each other.

I wish all the greatest women in history were rewarded with great sex and a nice trophy.

Some of them are asexual, and you just rewarded them with rape, you monster.

I wish you were also asexual.

How am I supposed to grant myself relief when I need to?

I wish I had the Midas touch.

Being asexual means you don't HAVE the urge, obviously. What did you think it means?

I know what it means, so why would you wish that on me?

Gee, do you think what I said right above that might have anything do with it?

It was blunt, I admit. Now, if we could get back on track?

I wish for a 2-week holiday in Hollywood Hills.

Granted, however, due to suffocation, you are now permanently entombed in one of those hills.

I wish for the original version of M.C. Escher's "Relativity."

You're living the dream -by which, I mean you're trapped in the dream that inspired the painting.

I wish we could all enter and exit the worlds of artworks at our leisure without damaging them.

So can the characters of these artworks, and, well, "culture shock" comes to mind.

I wish luggage can be digitized for ergonomic convenience.

Your luggage gets hacked and when you open it you get hit with a colossal e-bomb.

I wish I was the dragon warrior!

You are eventually slain by the dragon slayers.

I wish there was no fear of death.

Casual suicide rates skyrocket.

I wish Deadpool would make a cameo in Logan.

It's the only redeeming feature in an underwhelming film.

I wish I was selected to perform heroic acts with major benefits.

Your accounting skills help to save a major charity, no one outside the charity cares to learn cause it bores them.

I wish for a better personal computer.

Granted, but you'll never be able to afford it or the parts to make it.

I wish I could stop feeling lonely.

You are surrounded by literally everyone in the world.

I wish America could protect the world from everything.

The proliferation of American armed forces plunges the world into martial law. Though they could protect the world from everything, America could not protect the world from America itself.

I wish people weren't suicidal

They're homicidal.

I wish I had the Midas touch.

UltraDeth:
They're homicidal.

I wish I had the Midas touch.

You get enslaved by a wealthy businessman who exploits your ability

I wish I was Gandalf, wizard powers and all.

You fall to your death protecting someone.

I wish I could shapeshift into animals.

You shape-shift into a spineless hedgehog

I wish for a prestigious college degree

A degree in Dermatology.

I wish I was of academic mind.

No catch, just granted.

I wish everyone was of academic mind.

Everyone wants a position of authority, then everything thing falls apart due to a case of too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

I wish crime was at an all-time low.

It is. As private prisons lose inmates, they bribe law enforcement to make more offenses punishable and you end up in jail for jaywalking.

I wish macs performed up to their price point.

They will for *exactly* 365 days then they crash.

I wish Scalebound wasn't cancelled.

It's critically successful, yet a huge commercial failure.

I wish mech suits existed.

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