Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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Granted. you are now a fish living in the English channel.

I wish I could form my own country and have this be the national anthem:

Granted. However the country's currency is worthless

I wish I had a fast sports car.

Granted. There is no where to drive it at the speeds you wish to go.

I wish I was an ace pilot.

The plane explodes shortly after take-off.

I wish for never-ending tacos.

Granted but the toppings are pretty boring. Mostly tofu and the leafy lettuce.........

I wish for a burrito that is just fine.

Granted, but you can never taste it.

I wish I was stronger. . . Faster. . . BRAVER!

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