Granted, it's rotten.
I wish for a Micro-Nation
Granted. It's so tiny that you accidentally crush the entire nation underfoot.
I wish to be on jury duty.
Granted, you are then tried for Jury tampering
I wish for a (puts on sunglasses) A CSI: Miami One-liner.
Granted but you get shot during the music intro to the show.
I wish for a fish.
Granted, here's a rod go get one.
I wish for a surprise guest.
Granted, it's Justin Beiber and you spend the whole bus trip heaaring him sing.
I wish for a V.A.T.S targeting system.
Granted. Comes with a free Super Mutant Brute to try it out on.
I wish for a ship. A proper ship.
Granted. Your rowboat has excellent manners.
I wish for a happy Thanksgiving! :D
Granted. Nana just had some LSD, she's happy though.
I wish for something to do.
Granted, A bunch of killer ninjas then show up.
I wish to do stuff LIKE A BOSS.
Granted but you're going to be sued LIKE A BOSS for employee abuse.
I wish for more time.
Granted, you waste it.
I wish for a higher post count.
Granted. You start posting 10000 new posts every day, meaning you can't do other things anymore, so you die.
I wish for a kitten.
Granted, After I use it for a Schrodinger's Cat test
I wish for the damn RP thread's I'm on to fucking update so I wouldn't have to post on forum games -_-'
Granted. You get hit by a meteor and die, no hard feelings just astronomy!
I wish for a hug for forgiveness! :3
Granted, you are hugged by a porcupine.
I wish for a new MP3 player.
Granted, it becomes a giant robot that starts breaking your stuff.
I wish for Belgium to finally get a government so people will shut up about it.
Granted. The government is a dictatorship run by a crazy guy who declares war on the entire world and his main weapon of war is people being launched from catapults.
I wish ISU's didn't suck so hard.
Granted, I don't know what that is so you get attacked by a monkey.
I wish for a broken .44 magnum.
Granted. someone breaks a .44 magnum into your face, leaving you horribly disfigured and in constant pain.
I wish the previous poster knew that ISU stood for Independent study unit, and that they are just an excuse for teachers to give us a missive project worth about 20% of our final grade. There is also an exam that ends up being around 30% as well, so that means that 1/2 my grade is spent on 2 projects.
Why yes, I do want to vent.
Granted but they caused the problem because they though it was funny.
I wish life was on Easy mode.
granted, you fail at it anyways
I wish for Moar Gakka!
Granted but the Gakka is interrupted by mountains of dakka.
I wish to know all the references!
Granted, but knowing too much causes your head to explode.
I wish I made a wish.
Granted. That was a bit of a waste though.
I wish for a bacon mace.
Granted but its not cooked and it is a terrible weapon all together.
I wish for a lazer cannon
Fine but in a case of irony you accidentally shoot out your eyes with it.
I wish for some pringles
Granted. Every single one of them ends up being in the trash through various wacky hijinks that also result in you going to the hospital for a sextuple bypass.
I wish for more.
Granted you get MORE SLEEP!
I wish for another beer.
Granted, but you jacknife your bus.
I wish to skip Human Resources Class
Fine but on that day, they decided to make good on the name and completed a project that would use humans as a resource in a manner that indescribably painful and uncomfortable.
They decide to use those who skipped that class as the first test subjects
I wish my business plan was done so I don't have to worry bout it
Granted, But its done very badly
I wish for a cloth to wipe my greasy hands with (It's lunch over here)
Granted. It's such a used cloth that you get even more grease on your hands.
I wish for a list.
Granted, But its done very badly
Pfff, like that'll bother me(I seriously hope none of my group members frequent here)
Granted, it's a to do list for the end of the day. It's several feet long. You don't finish it, you exploding collar around your neck explodes
I wish for a wish
Granted, but someone ruins it for you.
I wish I could draw faster.