Granted, it's new to you but was made in the 1960's and is not in color. It wasn't made to accept cable or satellite and can only recieve two channels if you're standing just right with the bunny ears.
I wish for a magical penguin.
Granted, he pecks you to death and burns you with his fire breath.
I wish I could catch 'em all in Pokemon
Granted, but once you caught them all, none of them will listen to you, so you can't do anything with them, and then the game blows up.
I wish for it to snow outside.
Granted, but then the never ending blizzard brings about a New Ice Age.
I wish the Escapist layout changed back to the old one.
Granted but people who initially supported this flip flopped, found problems to complain about with the old one and claimed they liked the new one anyway.
Sadly, you get lynched for your troubles
I wish for a genie
Granted, but you don't get any wishes.
I wish for a new computer!
Granted. But it's immediately afflicted with dozens of viruses.
I wish I could go to England.
Granted. You are in the part of England that Attack the Block is in(south London I believe).. During the movie.
I wish I could eat a whole raw fish by myself.
Granted. But your breath becomes fouler than the stench of a thousand rotting corpses.
I wish I could live on the Moon.
Granted, though you should have wished for the ability to breathe the atmosphere as well or at least a space suit.
Princess Luna kindly buries your remains.
I wish for an Enviro-bear 2000
Granted, it blasts you with its laser eyes and your body no longer functions.
I wish for a little ghost that will follow me around.
Granted, but he tries to kill you every time you turn your back on him, thereby being very annoying.
I wish to know magick so I can resurrect that guy that died in the other forum.
granted, and as nice of a gesture it is, I'm already decomposed, so Resurrecting me now will only bring the zombie apocalypse...
but thanks though!
I wish I had the voice of a thousand singers
Granted. You have the voice of a thousand terrible singers!
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Granted. You are now fired and jobless.
I wish I could live on my own.
Granted. Every other organism is dead due to mass radiation, and you survived since you were hidden in Paris Hilton's vagina.
I wish I could turn my body into weapons, like swords or clubs or even a bow and arrow!
I don't know how I'll pull that last one off...
Granted, you can grow them but they wont go away...the bad thing is that you didn't realize this before you made your arms and legs into blades, you get an itch and stab yourself in the face...twice.
I wish that I had a pack of bubblegum...that I didn't want to use.
Hehe, somebody try making that go bad...
granted, you get mugged and the mugger steals it from you, asking why you didnt use it. he doesnt accept that you just didnt want it, yet still had it with you, and after questioning you over and over he's fed up and shoots you.
I wish to derail each and every thread, on every site, in the entire internet, FOREVER!
Granted, but then they make a new internet and everyone uses that one instead of the one you're on, and you get banned from the new internet.
I wish to have lunch with Daft Punk.
Granted. I don't who that is, but they get rabies and chew on your balls for an hour. Then you die of rabies.
I wish for some gummy peach rings. I want something sweet and chewy that looks like an anus.
Granted but it contains arsenic too. Sweet dreams!
I wish for more violence in movies.
Granted, but you loose your sight, so it doesn't matter.
I wish to spend the day with Jim Carrey on our birthday. (We were both born on the 17th)
Granted, you both have to spend the day inside a fake Rhino in the baking heat.
I wish for a Rage Face.
Granted, but you can't fly it.
I wish for a boot to the head.
Granted. It knocks too much sense into you! D:
I wish for world peace!
Granted. All wars on Mars are now quelled.
I wish for one of those sweet Red Mage hats.
Granted but is isn't colour fast and ruined a lot of your other clothes in the wash.
I wish there was more singing in the daily grind of life.
Granted. Everyone is now forced to sing Rebecca Black's Friday at least 3 times every Friday.
I wish my Final Fantasy collection was complete. I really do, because I'm currently planning to shell out maybe $1000 to complete it. I have a feeling that they're going to be worth a bunch some day.
So yeah, to save some cash, I wish I had the whole FF series.
Granted. Years later...they are worth about as much as 90% of baseball cards, as everyone thought they'd be worth something some day.
Edit: Wow...this is the first time I've forgotten to wish.
I wish people would stop forgetting to post their own wishes...
also for a giant muffin...
Granted. Everyone posts wishes that eventually corrupt and destroy this thread.
And you are crushed under the weight of the muffin.
I wish for a set of perfectly cut gaming dice.
Granted, but they cut so that the edges are very sharp, causing you to bleed to death when you roll them.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted. You have the ability to undo knots with your mind if you are exactly 2000.089362169576574637346275463875647367510754617237189356175334234134234523424678976895078597617841678 km away for it.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted it's 1% chocolate 99% bad tasting.
I wish for a yummy meal.