Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

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Reds actually a centaur training dittos (the pokemon) to fight androids.

Asturiel is not a God of Pants, but a Mormon of Belt Buckles.

He's a one-legged guitar-strumming cop on a mission from God.

Isn't Link to Future associated with Strategic Investments back in the day?

Is really a medical school reject.

His own grandfather.

Xpwn3ntial is the master of disguise himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

I remember Eumersian at that Tiesto Concert in Brighton. Weren't you taking off your shirt?

Doc Gnosis is a mercenary who never stays in one spot too often. Don't approach unless you have money and a mission.

Redlin is actually my long lost son who was kidnapped by some Canadians.

xmbts is really a ghost who was killed years ago from excessive cuteness...

Dango is a starfish which has acquired sentience.

Redlin5 is a Canadian commando who is in hiding in Alberta after accidentally killing his team.

A drunk spider, that wish that it could be bigger and give children milk on Sundays.

Doesn't Wade run an Ethiopian Cafe in Surrey?

A skydiving centipede.

A secretary that you do not want to piss off.

A secretary you do want to piss off, just for kicks.

A commando, specializing in the lethal application of spoon.

Someone who has a scary amount of posts under his avatar.

Someone who has not encountered mod-wrath.

Someone who has requested mod wrath before.

Someone I don't know.

Cpl Cow is actually a space cow complete with eight arms in real life.

He can type on the Escapist and do his taxes at the same time!!

Z works with Silicon Knights on the new Too Human game.

Doc Gnosis is a shadow man with a heart of gold

kingofboars is not really a king, nor a boar. He is also not a king of boars, or any kind of leader of any sort.

They work at their local grocery store.

Eumersian is the American equivalent of Rasputin.

Redlin5 is a normal guy except for the fact he killed Redlin1, 2, 3 & 4.
He also fears the foretold coming of number 6.

Dr. Susse is actualy a gladiator manatee that fights with a Spatula

Zirat is the long foretold winner of the last to reply thread.

xmbts is no more aware of their surroundings than they are of what I had for lunch today. In other words, they are not the brightest bulb in the circuit...

Dr.susse:
Redlin5 is a normal guy except for the fact he killed Redlin1, 2, 3 & 4.
He also fears the foretold coming of number 6.

Hmm...

*scribbles something on a piece of paper*

OT: Eumersian is a tree.

They are an infamous scribbler.

Eumersian is actually the one causing Minecraft developer Mojang to be in the lead for March Madness, despite his score.

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