The reincarnation of my friend's cat.
The guy who invented those plastic triangles you used to get in pizza boxes that you never really see any more.
My youngest daughter. Why aren't you doing your homework?
A decommissioned soviet superweapon
I think you're that mad scientist who happens to be my neighbor.
A flying hippopopotamous.
Another one of my neighbors who is secretly an Eldritch Abomination.
You're me! That brain in a vat theory is true it seems...
Don Draper, the handsomest man on TV.
Vincent Price's moustache.
Ah, Disco Stu's skeleton, I presume.
One of the few nanobrewers in Dubai.
Slender man's misunderstood cousin; Convicted arsonist man.
The Chosen Undead, who has now picked up dancing.
A mute who acts on the street for money.
Yet ANOTHER fox girl. I swear I've seen a hundred of them today. -.-
A serial killer specializing in furry women
T0ad of Truth is that guy from down the street. You know, the naked guy!
My Asian friend who can't speak proper English...
My friend who thinks I can't speak proper English >.>.