*throws HoD out the window*
Any objections, lady?
HOLD IT! That was an invisible post!
OBJECTION! I don't think you know the gravity of the situation, counsel!
I think I do,sir.
HOLD IT! Didn't you say you were going to do something else?
What does his personal plans have to do with this?
Objection! I accused martintox of failing to create an Objection! thread that draws enough attention to do away with the old one! The only difference now is that Zirat posts more often...
You make that sound like a bad... oh who am I kidding? Of course it's a bad thing I'm here!
Now I'm gonna totally change the subject and show you this picture of that f*cking cat.
You stand accused of being a VERY BAD THING! How do you plead?
EDIT: Damn f***ing ninja!
God dammit I'm retarded and also haha
I accuse this case of being retarded!
Objection! You stand accused of never giving this case a chance!
SUSTAINED! Continue on with this non-retarded case!
OBJECTION! There is a SERIOUS lack of Dr. Pepper in this court! I Demand that reparations are made!!!
Ah! A case I can stand behind!
SUSTAINED! Bring in the forklifts!
Objection! The forklifts have nothing to do with it! They're innocent!
OBJECTION! They are carrying pallets of Dr Pepper!
Hey guys,guess what?
I got over 1000 posts!
*very awkward silence*
Oh,right,nobody gives a shit.
Go on with the case.
Sustained! Oh I get it, yes bring on the forklifts! Bring the Dr. Pepper to
Also, happy over 1000 posts martintox! And remember, when it comes to post count and page number and post number, I always gives a shit!
Thanks,dude,this is so nice. :D
OBJECTION! Why are we being nice to him, again?
Over-ruled! There's always time for celebrating! We can go back to abusing him if you like.. but I'm sure he'll object to that.
SUSTAINED! Bring in the pinata stick!
Do I get the nachos?
OBJECTION! No. You get...to be the pinata!
I like pinatas! I like pinatas!!
*swings at martintox*
Scde2 is the pinata!
Or is it FARD?
Damn f*cking ninjas!
Objection! FARD hasn't posted in either Objection thread for much too long for him to be a pinata.. You're stuck with it, martintox.
*takes another swing at martintox*
*jumps out of the court with all of the nachos*