You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

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When you make a "You know you've been on the Escapist too long when..." thread ;)

and now, the alternate response!
When you've gained an unworldly knowledge of every potential plot hole in every Mass Effect game...

When you're so meta in threads it hurts.

When everyone knows who you are!

When people read your blog :O

When you're forced at gun point to read someone's blog :P

When you make gigantic exaggerations or lies to get a rise out of your friends.

Staika sucks off Ryan!

When you start seeing things. O_O

When your eyes bleed but you need to post more!

When you go on the internet to do something important but end up here anyway.

When you'd rather keep posting than have crazy amazing awesome dreams.

When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

Dr.Susse:
When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

Same here.

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

Same here.

I don't see it as a problem.....just a power nap for the dreamer user group.

When you hate yourself for not having a memorable dream for the dream user group.

When you dream you're posting, and when you wake up, the Escapist page is still there. And you've been posting in your sleep.

When you are mentioned in a list of notable Escapists by a random person here :O

When you had hopes of finishing a game before cricket starts and instead you make a post such as this.

When you prefer to mess around with friends than to stay on topic.

When people know you've been going through your bookmarks again.

When people think you're a critical part of the site's community. O.o

^When you make an intentional triple-post :P.

When it was the first and the last thing you have done in a year.

When the Escapist is always on your mind.

Dr.Susse:
When it was the first and the last thing you have done in a year.

Crap...

OT: When you got nothing! DX

pyramid head grape:
OT: When you got nothing! DX

When you're curious as to why people think certain ways.

When you should really take certain threads out of your bookmarks but post in them anyway.

When you make it your sole goal to get a Neo badge.

When you send a cheap steam game to the person who made your avatar for you.

ToastiestZombie:
When you make it your sole goal to get a Neo badge.

Well, I just got my Morpheus yesterday and I'm really happy about it, so I guess this could be considered my ultimate goal.

>.>

<.<

Don't tell anyone I'm only in it for the badge.

TLS14:

ToastiestZombie:
When you make it your sole goal to get a Neo badge.

Well, I just got my Morpheus yesterday and I'm really happy about it, so I guess this could be considered my ultimate goal.

>.>

<.<

Don't tell anyone I'm only in it for the badge.

Why do you think I've started posting in forum games ;)

You know you've been here too long when you start caring about users popularity.

When your hungry but keep thinking "one more post".

When you think about the Escapist while gaming and when you think about gaming while on the Escapist.

When you frequently give up on threads and random people revive them.

When you succumb to the temptation to triple post.

When you blah blah blah post content to be advised.

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