You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

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When you derail threads into really fetishy stuff.

When you expect threads to be derailed into fetish fantasies...<.<

When you have Escapaholism.

When less than 10 dedicated users are the only sustenance to a forum game that allows its existence to persist for longer than two months when said game is not a role-play.

When you have a custom made avatar.

When you have in your friends list several users who no longer browse, have been banned, accounts have been deleted, or a combination thereof.
(My Lover, Not a Fighter badge suddenly takes a new meaning.)

When you notice your Joined date is older then everybody elses.

When you still have a higher post count despite the join date.

When you know that just proves that person has no life. *deathglare*

When you can be easily amused by the thought.

When you have more friends on the site than in real life.... like me. *cries*

When you're always there to give an e-hug.

*hugs*

When you begin to like Ponies.

It only go as far as the T.V. show, I swear!

When you constantly try to out do some other guy on another thread.

When your thread derailing is notorious.

When you become quite adept at it.

When you get threads back on track.

When you get the regular badge.

When you have discontinued badges... if they exits...?

When you immediately derail threads again.

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KITTEH!

When you feel like derailing this thread.

When you start calling people by their names instead of their username.

When you become known as an unholy pervy smart-arse.

Darkspectar:
When you become known as an unholy pervy smart-arse.

HEY ITS THAT UNHOLY PERVY SMART ARSE!

when you stalk interesting people by reading all the posts they make in other threads.

SkyeNeko:

Darkspectar:
When you become known as an unholy pervy smart-arse.

HEY ITS THAT UNHOLY PERVY SMART ARSE!

when you stalk interesting people by reading all the posts they make in other threads.

*flattered*

When people flatter you.

OR! When you find people who are scared of you, look at there posts and find out where they've been and slde into that thread and strike FEAR into their hearts.

When the left click on the laptop mouse is half-broken due to slamming the Latest threads button over and over...

You start ending sentences with *Hug*.

When you realise that it isn't normal do do that *hug*.

Dark disapproves (-20)

You know where people will post *hug*.

When people fear your presence.

*Cowers in fear.*

When people know you're pure evil.

You don't remember the sun even setting.

When everybody seems the same to you.

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