You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

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When you realize just how many people you used to talk to have been banned.

When you get a sad face in real life because of the person above you's post.

When you remember all the avatars you've had in the past.

When you remember all the avatars some one else has had in the past.

When you recognize users by the tone they write in.

When you no longer want badges.

When you know injokes about multiple users.

When you have never logged off once. Ever.

When you hear Yahtzee's voice everytime someone posts something sarcastic.

When you're research paper on violent video games is full of paraphrasing Extra Credits...

When you develop foolproof ways of knowing whether a user is online or not.

>_>
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>_>

When you remember things about random users that they only posted about once a really long time ago but you have a really good memory and when you bring it up they consider it creepy... >_>

When you tell people they have been banned.

You start crossing over threads.

When no one questions you.

When... Hang on, am I allowed to post here?

NO! *cackles* When you're mean to the newbies.

Cpl Cow:
When... Hang on, am I allowed to post here?

NO! ... I could use a burger right about now...

*gets the killing knife*

OT: When you quote new people and post your standardized welcome speech.

There aren't enough tributes to me... Bloody lazy minions.

When you realize how long you've been lurking before you decided to join.

I realize I could have joined almost 3 years ago.

When you sympathise with others.

superbatranger:
When you realize how long you've been lurking before you decided to join.

I realize I could have joined almost 3 years ago.

I should have joined the moment Yahtzee moved here. I was on the site every Wednesday already...

Stupid past me.

When you get pissed at Yahtzee for realising on AMERICAN Wednesdays rather then Australian Wednesdays, which is where he and live.

Redlin5:

superbatranger:
When you realize how long you've been lurking before you decided to join.

I realize I could have joined almost 3 years ago.

I should have joined the moment Yahtzee moved here. I was on the site every Wednesday already...

Stupid past me.

Well, at least we're here now.

When people tell you brilliant things.

When you recognize repeat threads just by the title.

Redlin5:

Cpl Cow:
When... Hang on, am I allowed to post here?

NO! ... I could use a burger right about now...

*gets the killing knife*

OT: When you quote new people and post your standardized welcome speech.

DON'T EAT ME!

...

Thanks for the welcome though.

When you forget to BUMP your own threads subtly.

When you make some very unotherdox posts.

When your posts do not degrade while under the influence.

When you sneak up to go on.

When you pull an allnighter on the Escapist and don't even notice.

When you keep turning the computer off trying to sleep and waking up and going back on every five minutes.

When you ignore everything else.

When you have Escapaholism.

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