Decapitated.

Would you rather be the subject of ridicule or the President of the United States.
^{Oh yeah, those are often the same thing...}

President of the United States.
Then launch all nukes.

Would you rather use TNT, C4 or Semtex?

C-4

RPG
OR
Panzerfuast

Panzerfaust.

Sherman or Tiger?

Tiger...durr

Would you rather

control the main gun
OR
one of the machine guns

The main gun.

Would you rather be stationed in the desert or the tundra?

Tundra

I like the cold

Would you Fight my avatar
or a tiger

Tiger

Would you rather have your arms and legs cut off, or be blind?

Blind.

Would you rather herp or derp?

Derp, I guess.

Would you rather be deaf or mute?

Mute.

Would you rather be able to rewind real life, or pause real life?

Pause.

Would you rather go to college and be in debt for the rest of your life or not go and not get a very well paying job?

I wouldn't go to college and get a very well paying job.

Would you rather play Superman 64, or Sonic 06?

Sonic 06 because Ive never tried it and want to know how bad it is

would you eat a snake or a pillow?

Sonic 06.

Would you rather be forced to listen to Death Metal for the rest of your life or Pop?
Edit: ninja'd. Pillow.

Probably Pop, only if it's 90's Pop though.

Would you rather lose your arms or legs?

Legs.

Would you rather lose all internet access or not be able to do anything that isn't related to the internet?

Lose all internet access.

Would you rather be really smart or really strong?

smart

Would you rather
be popular
(know worldwide as awesome mic awesome)
OR
be rich
(infinite money)

Rich.

Would you rather be popular but not be a gamer/anime fan or be unpopular and be a gamer/anime fan.

unpopular

Would you rather have to play wow for 10hrs a day or never be able to play

...i dont play WoW

Would you rather
do this
OR
that

This.

Would you rather play Oblivion or Morrowind?

Skyrim.

Would you rather play Daggerfall or Arena?

what?

Would you rather
Play
medal of honor
OR
call of duty

Battlestar

Would you rather watch Star Trek: Enterprise or the Star Wars TV series?

star wars

Would you rather
Get AIDS
OR
cancer

I actually don't really care.

Would you rather ask me something original or keep asking whether I prefer AIDS to cancer or vice versa?

i m not of ideas so yeah...

Would you rather
Post nothing
OR
post a repeat question

Post nothing

Would you rather be punched in the face 5 times or in the balls 1

Bear.

Would you rather suffer death by kittens or death by sheep?

Sand

Would you rather
Make homemade sandbags
OR
dig a trench