You don't need to pay for the bus anymore because the bus has become extinct.
May 22, 2011 does not exist. The rapture has come and gone. Welcome to the matrix!
*takes blue pill*
i do not regret pressing the red button
I do not feel like I need to punch a kitten after looking through the R&P forums.
I have £1,000 in my wallet.
I am the straightest man alive. I don't have any romantic feelings for guys or transgenders and I don't like it up the ass from girls.
I mean, what kind of pervert would be into that sort of thing?(this is a lie too)
Public transportation is the best place to pick up hot babes.
I don't think that I should have a flamethrower.
I didn't have a full zombie plan! ^^
All new music is terrible.
I never swear at people while driving.
I've been watching your neighbor's every move.
Dasboschitt is not hilarious.
All projectile weapons suck.
In real life I'm a boss from guardians crusade.
I've beaten every Final Fantasy game.
I am not obsessed with the death of Harriet the Gyarados in my Sapphire Nuzlocke.
I am not playing Pokemon as we speak.
I didn't make my own gif just there now.^^
I refuse to wear sandals.
I hate anime, Baccano most of all!
I'm a professional snow boarder.
This thread is not fun to post in and I'm not proud that it is mine.
I have no idea how to spell "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Pyramid head grape has not disqualified himself for something... :/
i just love horror movies
I am incredibly intelligent.
I like the movie Skyline ^^
I hate Megaman with all my heart and soul. Especially that bugger on my icon.