I use chrome as my main browser.

Opera is not my main browser.

I've used that one before.

It is objectively inferior to firefox.

I hate the Angry Video Game Nerd.

I'm going to shove a rubber duck down the next poster's throat.

DO IT!

I feel fantastic, and I've never felt as good as how I do right now.

xmbts:
I feel fantastic, and I've never felt as good as how I do right now.

I'm glad you feel that way, and I hope it continues.

I haven't been reading a lot amount of books lately.

I have been reading boring things myself.

Not making a go away box.

You shouldn't expect pictures.

I'm going to hate it.

I'd name my child Ashley. Just to troll. >:D

I wasn't going to have the same name as a person I know on the site.

I don't lurk in the shadow's waiting to fight crime at night.

I'll spread the word around that Red is actually a robot destined to save the Interwebs.

xmbts:
I feel fantastic, and I've never felt as good as how I do right now.

Tell me nothing if you want to talk. I would never want to help you! D:

OT: I'm not going to sleep now! :/

Redlin5:
I'm not going to sleep now! :/

I totally did not miss a golden opportunity to talk to you. >_>

I laugh at disabled people.

I don't laugh at politicians.

I don't feel uncomfortable watching political stuff.

I'm not terrified about my country's future.

And technically mine.

My ass hurts.

Not in the mood to lie today.

I'm eating caviar.

I've eaten a Cactuar.

That sounds healthy.

I'm making more money than I owe...

I don't want a job.

I'll pay you with imagination.