Blatant Lies

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I like it when people get mad at you for wanting to finish what you started before starting something else.

I am going to have a fun morning tomorrow getting up at 5:00 AM. Yup. Fun.

I do love insane getup timings. =D

Issac and Miria are lame.

They sound absolutely terrible.

I hate the song "Black Sails at Midnight", it just sucks.

I hate Miracle of Sound.

I know right. He shouldn't even be on this website.

I always wanted to be a ballerina

Ballerina isn't a sport of endurance! It's a horrible, degrading exercise. >:c

American football is the best sport ever invented. I watch every game with deep, unbridled passion. I also love the color pink so much that I painted my room pink.
(truth be told my room actually was pink at one point before it was my room)

I never lie. Also, I hate basketball!

I have every day planned out for the rest of my life. I even accounted for almost every possible event that could mess up said plans.(the only one I'm not able to account for is an attack by super gnome-moles because no one will be able to react fast enough when that happens)

I don't wanna try tennis. >.>

My legs do not ache.

Today there isn't an Australian tradition that has to be seen to be believed.
We don't go to a pub and bet on a heads or tails coin toss.

I hate this country.

I won't be watching the Heat vs Celtics match tonight :P
I love the twilight saga...

I'm not leaving for oral surgery soon. D:

I'm not hoping Red's surgery goes well.

Me neither, hope it goes horribly wrong so we can laugh at him. D:

Redlin5:
I'm not leaving for oral surgery soon. D:

Awesome. Bad luck to you, sir!

Worst of luck to ya mate! :D

I hate this damn song:

So do I. I regret ever hearing it and putting it on my iPod.

This isn't the 17000th post on this thread. This thread does not exist. I'm a rock man.

You stole that post! D:

Arrest him!

*arrests you* You are under arrest for being too good to be true.

*resists arrest*

FUCK YOU COPPER

*jumps out of window, undoes cuffs and jumps into corvette*

*blows up the Lamborghini*

Oops.

*drives off and vanishes into dimension 892389128432920101-321235*

Isn't that the dimension of the giant worms? >.>

*static*

*is now white noise*

Well I didn't lose one hundred bucks on one damn spinner.

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