Blatant Lies

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I'm not seeing spots after seeing the partial solar eclipse.

I saw the solar eclipse...

FFUUUUUUUUU! I forgot that was today!

I always know what's going on in the real world.

I remembered to see it by myself and my dad didn't remind me.

I didn't buy a £5 novelty wooden sword today, for no real reason at all. Also I never buy on impulse.

Malyc:
I saw the solar eclipse...

FFUUUUUUUUU! I forgot that was today!

I rembere too.

I knew there was a solar eclipse.

I wasn't too busy to see it.

I didn't only hear about it here on the Escapist from you guys.

It was something, I really could describe what I actually saw with my own eyes to you if you wanted.

Staying focused in class is easy.

I am awake right now. I don't need mai energy drinks to wake up!

*falls asleep*

I'm not about to go play some video games.

I didn't get yet another bloody badge today from the quiz.

dalek sec:
I didn't get yet another bloody badge today from the quiz.

You don't care for badges.

Badges are the most important thing.

I'm not scared of getting a C in Physics.
Never gotten a C on a report card.

I've never had multiple Fs in classes.

dalek sec:
I didn't get yet another bloody badge today from the quiz.

I didn't get the same badge from the quiz I didn't take.

I've failed many classes before.
Sadly, I don't get out soon.
I also didn't confess to the girl I love...it went well.

I laugh maniacally at you.

I feel like doing a lot of homework.

I loved homework. It was my favorite thing in the world.

I don't wonder what I missed in the 11 hours since I last looked here...

11 hours? I have been on since last Thursday really, cept to log off to send a PM.

I didn't check the thread at like 10 this morning

Fijiman:

dalek sec:
I didn't get yet another bloody badge today from the quiz.

I didn't get the same badge from the quiz I didn't take.

I didn't get that result either!

The potato men are welcome in my home in Minecraft.

I've returned from the dead.

I am eating copious amounts of walrus.

I'm a dolphin.

I'm an apple pie!

I am Captain Sparkless Amazing, king of Ninth Street.

I am the STD that you cannot get rid of.

I just stabbed myself with a baseball.

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